tranquility wroteYou forgot that they stink of piss and will scratch your eyes out given a chance.How dare you talk smack about the cutest animal in the world! You're not koalified to give such opinion!
Other fun facts:
.yes, they are not bears but marsupials
.they sleep upwards of 22 hours a day!
.mainly eat only ONE thing in life, eucalyptus leaves, which are quite toxic and low in nutrients, hence needing to sleep it off to work through digesting them
.their name comes from some native language meaning "no water" because the ppl saw these lazy buggers just hang out in the branches all day, never climbing down to the local watering hole (they mostly get their water from the leaves)
.they have 2 thumbs in each hand for better grip
.males have a scent gland on their chest used to mark territory
.unfortunately not too bright/adaptive: you could put a bunch of loose leaves on the ground and they wouldn't eat it and starve to death...somehow they have to pick it themselves from the branches, that's why caretakers always feed them by the branch-ful and not individual leaves (ok, maybe you can train them, but I haven't seen it)
.cutest animal in the world! (if you deny it I will fight you to the death)
Yes, I am a 🐨fied 🐨 lover
3.7MVIEWS
2KREPLIES
8.7KAPPRECIATES
132ACTIVE PEOPLE
11 hours agoLAST POST
HFW003 wroteOnly if you don't come bearing leafy branches. Ya, but you'll succumb to their cuteness long before being torn to shreds by their clawsYou forgot that they stink of piss and will scratch your eyes out given a chance.
tranquility wroteMy dog Baal is the cutest pet and I wouldn't dream of having a fight with someone I feel sorry forHow dare you talk smack about the cutest animal in the world! You're not koalified to give such opinion!
Other fun facts:
.yes, they are not bears but marsupials
.they sleep upwards of 22 hours a day!
.mainly eat only ONE thing in life, eucalyptus leaves, which are quite toxic and low in nutrients, hence needing to sleep it off to work through digesting them
.their name comes from some native language meaning "no water" because the ppl saw these lazy buggers just hang out in the branches all day, never climbing down to the local watering hole (they mostly get their water from the leaves)
.they have 2 thumbs in each hand for better grip
.males have a scent gland on their chest used to mark territory
.unfortunately not too bright/adaptive: you could put a bunch of loose leaves on the ground and they wouldn't eat it and starve to death...somehow they have to pick it themselves from the branches, that's why caretakers always feed them by the branch-ful and not individual leaves (ok, maybe you can train them, but I haven't seen it)
.cutest animal in the world! (if you deny it I will fight you to the death)
Yes, I am a fied lover
The bartentender says ''Why the long face''
M5Rick wroteI feel more sorry for you since you're delusional.My dog Baal is the cutest pet and I wouldn't dream of having a fight with someone I feel sorry for
tranquility wroteThreat number 2 is importantI feel more sorry for you since you're delusional.
https://www.cc.com/video/z1c69t/the-colbert-report-threatdown-record-breaking-gays-koalas-purell
Tuxedo wroteI can't see the video unfortunately.Threat number 2 is important
https://www.cc.com/video/z1c69t/the-colbert-report-threatdown-record-breaking-gays-koalas-purell
Well honestly, he's a real pain in the neck.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
''Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes'
Tuxedo wroteThreat number 2 is important
https://www.cc.com/video/z1c69t/the-colbert-report-threatdown-record-breaking-gays-koalas-purell
tranquility wrotefound anotherI can't see the video unfortunately.
I asked him ''What's the word on the street'
Tuxedo wroteHeard about that, supposedly it's not the same as the human clap but there is rare chance a human can get infected.found another
Having nothing else to do, they start talking.
Why are you in jail, Ivan?
- My watch doesn't work well and I was late to work, I was accused of sabotaging production.
And you Boris?
- Oh mine too so, I played safe and was too early. I was accused of being a spy.
How about you Alexei?
- I was on time at work, so they accused me of having a watch made in the West
Doc replies ''Sorry, I don't follow you...''
She says; Hellooo....just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I'm stupid. So, she tells him what his fast talking salesman had told her last year, that these windows would pay for themselves in a year. Hellooo, it's been a year, so they are paid for, she tells him. I bet you feel like an idiot, she says. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so she finally hang up.
3 pieces of meat hanging from
the ceiling.
The guy asks: "What's this
about?"
The bartender replies: "Well, if
you can jump up and slap all 3 in one go, you get free drinks for the
rest of the night. If you miss,
you pay for everyone's drinks
for the next hour. You wanna do
it?"
The guy replies: "Nah, the
steaks are too high."
"You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
"I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words."
She then asked Little Johnny what he had done.
"I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Little Johnny thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the Shit."
Because he was always spotted.
