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05-05-2026
Did you hear about the guy who collapsed climbing Mount Everest?

Authorities found Himalayan there.
05-05-2026
What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

1forrest1
05-05-2026
Esteban wrote
What happens to an illegally parked frog?

It gets toad away.
He didn't see the sign ...
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05-05-2026
85Shark wrote
He didn't see the sign ...
Great minds think alike. :thumbsup:
05-10-2026
A wife gets really pissed at her husband, so decides
to make him pay. She grabbed butcher knife and
ambushes him just as he was getting into the shower.
Her intention was to chop off his pecker, but she
missed and stabbed his leg.

He calls 911. The first responders bandage his leg
and the police arrest his wife.

She was charged with a misdeweaner.
05-15-2026
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
20 hours ago
Knock knock.

Come in.

(And, that’s the way you end the knock-knock jokes)
11 hours ago
3.0L wrote
Knock knock.

Come in.

(And, that’s the way you end the knock-knock jokes)
I thought that the Ring doorbell camera ended knock-knock jokes????? :confused2