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Originally Posted by Axius
OOoooooo I love car friend weddings! When I went to my friends in MI I took pics with the bartender in the photobooth and somehow ripped the seam down the middle of my favorite CK slacks.
Gotta do weddings hard, cha mean?
Flight 101: Ear buds for music, crown royal shooters, rubber band and paper clips to shoot at people, ( 2 ) black ice little trees for the stinkys.
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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl
Now you tell me. I only had the earbuds. Missed the good stuff.
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Originally Posted by Axius
Keep that list for future reference. Flying sucks, so have to be prepared. Smelly Indian made me keep a little tree in the carry on. Shooters because who doesn't like drinking on a plane. Earbuds because fuck children. Hustler because it makes the person next to you really uncomfortable (but you're only reading it for the articles anyways).
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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl
See, you were holding out on me. Hustler eh? Do you put a little blanket over your lap and keep a hand on there just to increase your neighbor's anxiety level?
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Originally Posted by Axius
Well, it's mostly on the lap because those little air blaster things can get chilly (yes, well aware they are able to be closed).
Feeling adventurous? Use your shakeweight under the blanket so you can work out on the plane while reading your favorite magazine. Feeling classy? Change that Hustler to High Society!
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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl
God, listening to two dudes play one-upsmanship on places they've visited is so fucking boring. Blah blah blah. No
One cares. /rant
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Amateurs.
I've seen them stagger on the plane at MSY still clutching the empty Hurricane glass and wearing the same clothes I'm certain they arrived in while dry heaving.
Here's what you need:
1. Gallon-sized zip lock bags. Some $h1t may come your way.
2. 2 1 foot nylon zip ties. (Listen, asshole...keep your freaking elbows on your side of the flip up arm rest or I'll lash your wrists together.
3. Lysol minis. (Spray dem fuq'rs down.)
4. Bluetooth speaker. Someone talking too loudly, connect and broadcast. I highly recommend the Beats pill. Their headphones suk but the pill is great!
5. Another Lysol mini. (More stinky's just boarded)
6. Battery powered fan. (Blow the lysol at the stinky's)
7. Baby wipes.
If you can think of anything else, please add to the list.
Just kidding. I don't need any of this crap because I only fly 1st class. Sorry.