So I walk into the gas station after filling up to get a bottle of water and the guy in front of me is a "scratcher", you know, one of those people who hold up the line getting all his scratch off tickets and I decide "I've never bought a scratch off ticket maybe I'll get a couple". So it's my turn and I tell the young lad "Yeah I'll get one of those, one of those and one of those" Put my water bottle down, the clerk punches every thing up and says "That'll be $71 please".
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The tickets are still sitting in my car unscratched. I don't dare tell the wifey..