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Originally Posted by pennsiveguy
I was tempted to say that you could steer with your Schwantzstucker while you opened a long-neck Budweiser, but even I'm not that gifted.
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Well...if you take a PDE-5 inhibitor for 30 days in row it's supposed to increase girth and length. So they say...
Edit: You'll need a new Girth Certificate to remain compliant with federal law.
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