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Originally Posted by F87LUV
The other night when I texted you to come to NY and I'd make you dinner but you responded with "umm NO thanks."
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Oh you DID NOT just go there. Such a liar!!!
Here's how it actually went down: I texted you to see if you were free over the weekend because I was thinking about taking a trip up to NY and I never even got a response until Monday morning. "OMG I'm so sorry. I didn't see this until right now."
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Originally Posted by Axius
Jokes on you, I never leave the house without a fifth of whiskey!
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Damn alchy.
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Originally Posted by duck fat
Damn, he could've said no in lowercase but he went and did it in all uppercase?
Rude...
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Don't believe the lies.
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Originally Posted by shoei
Do you want a stalker? Cuz this is how you get a stalker...
It's like, when a girl approaches a dude in 2016 and asks him if he has the time kind of thing, you know what I mean?
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I died!!
