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Your santa is huge. If you saw my lights you'd laugh. I have a 40" gingerbread man up with a set of 8 candy cane lights (only 7 of them working)
Then some crappy thing that puts red and green dots on your house.
People probably drive by and think that the people who live there are constantly bickering.
Wife: Go decorate for christmas! I've been telling you for weeks now! I don't want to be the only one on the block without decorations!
Narrator: Husband goes outside and comes back five minutes later.
Husband: Ok, I am done.
Narrator: Poor...poor lurker looks like the scrooge has struck again.
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