Yeah, I'm not going to bother responding to each item you mentioned...but in our experience its been pretty much the opposite of everything you mentioned. Best car/BMW we have ever owned. Most comfortable too!
I'm frustrated with the iDrive bugs and the cornering lights not working. That is about it.
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- Scott
Current Cars: 2019 X5 xDrive40i M-Sport, 2018 Camaro ZL1
Past BMWs: '16 528i, '00 M-Coupe, '14 X1 sDrive28i, '00 740iL, '02 325i, '99 M-Coupe, '00 323Ci, '79 323i, '83 320i