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      01-10-2016, 04:31 PM   #20662
ASBSECU E93
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You could pass a watermelon through the birth canal....the female body is made to do this!

And the baby isn't carrying a hand full of carving knives on the way out...

Stones are NOT meant to come out a mans Penis!!!
Yeah a BABY watermelon. Do you know my vagina had to be SLICED open to get my baby out.. Imagine having to pee afterwards with stitches down there. AWFULNESS. Had to take a squirt bottle to the bathroom and dilute my urine just to pee for 2 weeks straight without agonizing burning over the stitches. While having ZERO sleep while being a slave to a newborn being a single Mom


Boom!

Anyone got a fork because ASB is done baby!
One word - Epidural......no such thing for a 5 to 6 millimeter glass shard stone....

Ah....Boom you!!!
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