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      06-21-2016, 03:09 PM   #23511
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For sure!
I imagine this conversation:

Aatish: Hey Nia. You like how this feels. Awww yeah. I'ma call you "sweetie", OK.

Her: Ooh, that sounds nice. Why you calling me "sweetie".

Aatish: Well, I was talking to some dude from Belgium online and he is always saying how hot you are and I should call you "sweetie".

Her: (while bucking Aatish off) WTF! Who is this dude?

Aatish: (from his new location on the floor - after having been "thrown"): Just some guy online that posts pictures of cars and scantily-clad women.

Her: Uhhhh... bye.

Aatish: Logs onto BP and jerks it to pictures from (not of) Belgie.
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