I have an otherwise sane friend who called me on Monday evening in a panic. He told me that I needed to stockpile food and gasoline for our generator right away. I told him that there was no blizzard threat on the 7-day weather forecast. Long story short, he was apparently watching too many post-apocalypse movies on Netflix over the weekend, and believes that humanity will be bartering toilet paper as a currency by the end of the year.....
