[Throttlesteer14]

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1. I loved my Roomba until I had to sit at home and listen to it run. Now I want to launch it out the window

2. I'm not sure House Arrest will remain a reasonable punishment once this thing is said and done

3. I'm suddenly friends with every CEO on a first-name basis, since they're all emailing me daily.

4. It's a whole new kind of torture to tell you not to go anywhere and then have gas prices drop well below $2 a gallon.

5. Suddenly everyone is a stock market wizard