Mr. Poutine, Canada has always said we have no nuclear weapons in Canada and this is true because we have already deployed them. There is no need for an expensive ballistic missile. We just push the little red button and Moscow goes boom! We have other coloured buttons for other places. This was all good till the last April Fools and someone switched all the coloured buttons around. Now we are not so sure which is which, but no matter. If by mistake we nuke Miralago, then the USA will nuke Moscow. What you think now Comrade Poutine? Where are your Soviet chuckles now?
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