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      06-02-2015, 10:49 AM   #13
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Please expand on how that happened lol.
Last September a cop pulled behind me on a school run. I drove according to speed limit, and downshifted to slow down for every leaf on the road. Then sped up. A week later he did the same, I did the same. A week later he escorted me all the way to home, I parked, waved at him and he rolled down a window. "I've been thinking whether you are the biggest shithead in the world or do you just have a weird sense of humor. Which is it?"

"dude I'm bored enough to play with you, doesn't that answer the question?".

Ever since that every now and then I drive home in style.
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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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