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      07-06-2015, 06:21 PM   #10495
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I am sure you were. Anyone who financed anything or had/have credit cards would know what.

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So..... I'm getting interviewed tonight....
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Many questions

1. What'd you get at Starbucks?
2. fleur de lis on the wrist?
3. I want to hug your Porsche...That alcantara is

On a serious note, congratulations on the car. That's an incredible machine.
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Plot twist!

M Power Belgium, heir to a Belgian chocolate empire, purchased the Cayman GTS for Sara as a gift.
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M Power Belgium, heir to a Belgian chocolate empire, purchased the Cayman GTS for Sara as a gift.
Bingo
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Many questions

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2. fleur de lis on the wrist?
3. I want to hug your Porsche...That alcantara is

On a serious note, congratulations on the car. That's an incredible machine.
1. Grande Iced caramel macchiato, light ice, extra caramel.

2. Yes, will be lazerd off..

3. I wear black shirts and white shorts waaaaay too much lol
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I'm so excited about tonight's interview, i get to hear what you sound like.
Hopefully Bimmette will giggle uncontrollably like when she interviewed mama lups. It was so cute.
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I'm so excited about tonight's interview, i get to hear what you sound like.
Hopefully Bimmette will giggle uncontrollably like in the first interview with mama lups. It was so cute.
Haha, I doubt it. Her accent will have to really shock me like Lups!
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I'm so excited about tonight's interview, i get to hear what you sound like.
Hopefully Bimmette will giggle uncontrollably like when she interviewed mama lups. It was so cute.
I'm about 100% as American sounding as you can get. I don't have an accent like Ugo, Tara, or Mr. 92 million
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And here's my one and only tattoo in honor of my role model, my Czech Grandmother.
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I'm about 100% as American sounding as you can get. I don't have an accent like Ugo, Tara, or Mr. 92 million
...and yet, I'm driving a lowly E93 M...it's not like I have a 335is AND P Cayman GTS!!
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And here's my one and only tattoo in honor of my role model, my Czech Grandmother.
You're so much more tan than I imagined.

I thought you'd be pale for some reason.

Heaven forbid Tara starts face timing her interviews because if I actually saw how most people here look, I'd be mind fucked.
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I'm about 100% as American sounding as you can get. I don't have an accent like Ugo, Tara, or Mr. 92 million
...and yet, I'm driving a lowly E93 M...
Time to step it up! At least an f83 m4
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Time to step it up! At least an f83 m4
I'll sit on the E9X M for awhile...It's optioned exactly as I want, and has low mileage.

Maybe when I am successful like you - I'll buy a grown-up toy
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You're so much more tan than I imagined.

I thought you'd be pale for some reason.

Heaven forbid Tara starts face timing her interviews because if I actually saw how most people here look, I'd be mind fucked.
Haha, she gave me that option. I declined. Me at night, without make up.... I look like Cookie Monster
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Maybe when I am successful like you - I'll buy a grown-up toy
You need a Sugar Momma. I know a cougar just for you. Zero baggage too.
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Maybe when I am successful like you - I'll buy a grown-up toy
You need a Sugar Momma. I know a cougar just for you. Zero baggage too.
HEY WHERES MINE?!

I'm half Mexican, so I naturally can mow the lawn, clean the pool, garden- all shirtless too.

Let your sugar mommas in the OC know!
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I'm so excited about tonight's interview, i get to hear what you sound like.
Hopefully Bimmette will giggle uncontrollably like when she interviewed mama lups. It was so cute.
I'm about 100% as American sounding as you can get. I don't have an accent like Ugo, Tara, or Mr. 92 million
Stop taking away the suspense!!! Hahaha
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HEY WHERES MINE?!

I'm half Mexican, so I naturally can mow the lawn, clean the pool, garden- all shirtless too.

Let your sugar mommas in the OC know!
The girls I know in the OC would eat you up buttercup.
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I need many things...Sugar Mama ain't one...

Did you not learn anything from your closed thread about a certain Attny and Guido???
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