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      01-05-2016, 12:42 PM   #19713
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I'm so scared of dying, I dont think I can do it.
Such a wasteful thing to be scared of. Death is going to happen to all of us, no need to fear it.

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Let it be known, that from this day forward, Sara504 may act as court jester until she no longer pleases me. So I have said, so shall it be."
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Bad day?
Yes. Many more to come, so I'll be sour for a while.
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      01-05-2016, 12:44 PM   #19714
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Such a wasteful thing to be scared of. Death is going to happen to all of us, no need to fear it.
Hard not to for some. Where do you live. We can have death match.
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      01-05-2016, 12:47 PM   #19715
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Hard not to for some. Where do you live. We can have death match.
NC. How do you want to do it?


Old school gun duel, gladiator style, bare knuckle fight to the death?
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      01-05-2016, 12:51 PM   #19716
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      01-05-2016, 12:52 PM   #19717
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Yes. Many more to come, so I'll be sour for a while.
What happened???
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      01-05-2016, 12:54 PM   #19718
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What happened???
A handful of shitty things. Life. Work.



Just trying to keep life in perspective and truck on until it all passes.
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      01-05-2016, 01:05 PM   #19719
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Such a wasteful thing to be scared of. Death is going to happen to all of us, no need to fear it.



Sara is offically BP court jester!


I'm nominating myself Director and Board Chairman of Prostitutional Assessments.
Can I be the executioner?
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      01-05-2016, 01:08 PM   #19720
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Can I be the executioner?
You bet your sweet ass you can be. We need a cooler name for it though.

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      01-05-2016, 01:13 PM   #19721
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You bet your sweet ass you can be. We need a cooler name for it though.

Head of Beheading Operations Engineer
I like your style, but it would be very misleading to say that I'm only beheading them. Steamrollers, chainsaws, wood chippers... Wah is up first!
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      01-05-2016, 01:13 PM   #19722
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A handful of shitty things. Life. Work.



Just trying to keep life in perspective and truck on until it all passes.
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      01-05-2016, 01:17 PM   #19723
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I like your style, but it would be very misleading to say that I'm only beheading them. Steamrollers, chainsaws, wood chippers... Wah is up first!
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WAH FIRST! HOW WILL YOU DO IT?

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Life always goes on. No frowns, that's what allows other people to win. I do not allow others to win.
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      01-05-2016, 01:17 PM   #19724
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You bet your sweet ass you can be. We need a cooler name for it though.

Head of Beheading Operations Engineer
I like your style, but it would be very misleading to say that I'm only beheading them. Steamrollers, chainsaws, wood chippers... Wah is up first!
Don't pick on Wah....he is still in mourning
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      01-05-2016, 01:20 PM   #19725
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Tempurpedic fixed that for me. I can now sleep the whole night on the same side without moving.
Lurker here to chime in.

+1 on the Tempurpedic fixing the shoulder/arm issues while sleeping. I had similar issues for many years until I upgraded to a Tempurpedic mattress, then no more issues.

Cheers!
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      01-05-2016, 01:21 PM   #19726
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Lurker here to chime in.

+1 on the Tempurpedic fixing the shoulder/arm issues while sleeping. I had similar issues for many years until I upgraded to a Tempurpedic mattress, then no more issues.

Cheers!
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      01-05-2016, 01:22 PM   #19727
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Lurker here to chime in.

+1 on the Tempurpedic fixing the shoulder/arm issues while sleeping. I had similar issues for many years until I upgraded to a Tempurpedic mattress, then no more issues.

Cheers!
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Hi! New friends!
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      01-05-2016, 01:22 PM   #19728
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Don't pick on Wah....he is still in mourning
In mourning for what? Did you know dentists have the #2 suicide rate? Did a dentist friend off himself?
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      01-05-2016, 01:24 PM   #19729
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In mourning for what? Did you know dentists have the #2 suicide rate? Did a dentist friend off himself?
After seeing some of the mouths of people walking around, I'd probably kill myself if I had to stick my hands in their too.
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      01-05-2016, 01:26 PM   #19730
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WAH FIRST! HOW WILL YOU DO IT?
It has already been decided. Chainsaw, then body parts through the wood chipper. I have my calendar marked.

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      01-05-2016, 01:27 PM   #19731
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Don't pick on Wah....he is still in mourning
I'm over it. Fuck the Patriots.
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      01-05-2016, 01:29 PM   #19732
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It has already been decided. Chainsaw, then body parts through the wood chipper. I have my calendar marked.




Can we do it in late spring? I'd like to use your chopped up body as fertilizer for my vegetable garden.
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      01-05-2016, 01:38 PM   #19733
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I'm so scared of dying, I dont think I can do it.
Don't be afraid of dying Sara , it's about the same thing as being born ..
Alone , unconsciously and without memory.... The moment when we came and the moment that we need to go .
The start and the end of a cycle ..And that's it
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      01-05-2016, 01:39 PM   #19734
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It has already been decided. Chainsaw, then body parts through the wood chipper. I have my calendar marked.

You know me so well already.
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