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      07-09-2016, 04:07 PM   #33595
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Backyard?
Buried in the backyard next to three prostitutes, which may still be alive, havent checked in a couple hours.

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Bro that's probably better, she was a money mooching little beotch
Oh it absolutely is. Ungrateful, the word thanks only goes so far, it's how you treat people all the time. Now is just doing what I want to do, and it's amazing.
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Buried in the backyard next to three prostitutes, which may still be alive, havent checked in a couple hours.
Watch out for Tara , she's CSI (crime investigation)
Didn't knew you are a serial hooker killer !
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      07-09-2016, 04:13 PM   #33597
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Watch out for Tara , she's CSI (crime investigation)
Didn't knew you are a serial hooker killer !
Killing hookers is my favorite past time next to cooking bacon and screwing hookers.


How else am I suppose to get my money back?
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      07-09-2016, 04:18 PM   #33598
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Killing hookers is my favorite past time next to cooking bacon and screwing hookers.


How else am I suppose to get my money back?
Think your bacon comes from the death hookers my friend !
I'm sure your real name is "Hannibal Lecter" ?
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      07-09-2016, 04:19 PM   #33599
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You have a steep driveway? I'm sure you're not lower than me. Lol
Slightly, I have front aero remember. Rolled curb doesn't help.
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Think your bacon comes from the death hookers my friend !
I'm sure your real name is "Hannibal Lecter" ?
Baconibal Lecter. It has a better ring to it.
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Slightly, I have front aero remember. Rolled curb doesn't help.
Just post some pics brother , I saw it .
Your car looks like a weapon !
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Baconibal Lecter. It has a better ring to it.
The real deathhookereater !
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      07-09-2016, 04:28 PM   #33603
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The real deathhookereater !
Anything I don't eat off the dead hookers I just feed to the pigs. Just gotta make sure they're not trashy or too much fat content otherwise they refuse.
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Anything I don't eat off the dead hookers I just feed to the pigs. Just gotta make sure they're not trashy or too much fat content otherwise they refuse.
I like only the ass and boobs pieces ...
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      07-09-2016, 04:34 PM   #33605
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I like only the ass and boobs pieces ...
Those are the main course. Brain as appetizer topped with seared labia, eat the heart for dessert.
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      07-09-2016, 04:39 PM   #33606
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Perched soda on urinal at work spilled all over my dick and shirt
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      07-09-2016, 04:40 PM   #33607
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Those are the main course. Brain as appetizer topped with seared labia, eat the heart for dessert.
I'm sure my friend Aatish could help us with some Indian spices ...
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      07-09-2016, 04:41 PM   #33608
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I'm sure my friend Aatish could help us with some Indian spices ...
No offense, but no thank you on Indian spices. I'll eat it at a restaurant buy I won't cook with it at my own home.
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      07-09-2016, 05:06 PM   #33609
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Perched soda on urinal at work spilled all over my dick and shirt
Where's the wife? She'll take care of the damp dick part
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      07-09-2016, 05:10 PM   #33610
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Went to the our local C&C today and saw a Noble M12.

Also - my buddy with 2 fabulous E30 M3's just acquired a F430 that is basically straight pipe.

After C&C today, went over to his shop for a brew. I followed him back - and the sound that Ferrari made was orgasmic: I made a short 3 minute vid while following him

Anyway - couple pics for your viewing pleasure.
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Went to the our local C&C today and saw a Noble M12.

Also - my buddy with 2 fabulous E30 M3's just acquired a F430 that is basically straight pipe.

After C&C today, went over to his shop for a brew. I followed him back - and the sound that Ferrari made was orgasmic: I made a short 3 minute vid while following him

Anyway - couple pics for your viewing pleasure.
Thanks for sharing sir !

Can you post your video as well ?
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      07-09-2016, 05:15 PM   #33612
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Where's the wife? She'll take care of the damp dick part
I was thinking dog but that works too.
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      07-09-2016, 05:16 PM   #33613
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Went to the our local C&C today and saw a Noble M12.
Thanks for the invite
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      07-09-2016, 05:18 PM   #33614
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Where's the wife? She'll take care of the damp dick part
I was thinking dog but that works too.
Serious question...

Has anyone on here gotten a BJ from a dog before?

My neighbor's dog was looking sexy yesterday
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      07-09-2016, 05:20 PM   #33615
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I'm sure my friend Aatish could help us with some Indian spices ...
No offense, but no thank you on Indian spices. I'll eat it at a restaurant buy I won't cook with it at my own home.
I don't recommend anyone cooking Indian food at home, unless you have to. Shit can ruin kitchens/homes/marriages.
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