03-02-2020, 01:09 PM | #1 |
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Super Power and Side Effects
This should be entertaining and fun...for a few pages anyway; until it becomes derailed.
First, you post what super power you would like to have and why. The person who replies next, gets to decide what the side effect of said super power you have chosen will be. I'll go first. I'd like to be able to silence people mid-sentence. |
03-02-2020, 01:12 PM | #2 |
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Your side effect is shitting your pants without warning.
I want to be Wolverine Last edited by FuriouslyFast; 03-03-2020 at 07:38 AM.. |
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03-02-2020, 01:17 PM | #4 |
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I thought this was going to be about flashing your ECU to provide 35# of boost, then picking bits of cylinder head out of the sunroof
I'll take invisibility. And for his side effect, FuriouslyFast Wolverine will be forever referred to as 'Mr. Honeybadger' by millennials and the news reporters. |
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03-02-2020, 01:20 PM | #5 |
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Your side effect is you can't find your penis!
I want to be indestructible and impervious to side effects!
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03-02-2020, 01:29 PM | #7 |
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LOL...I was replying to Maynard about being invisible.
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Your side effect is a combination of everyone else's side effects. Your immunity is irrelevant!!
I can absorb anyone else's super power without side effects!!
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03-02-2020, 01:38 PM | #10 |
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I got amazing powers of observation
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03-02-2020, 01:41 PM | #11 |
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In that case, my super power is that I am infinitely as dumb as a bag of dicks. You constantly absorb it, hence the whole infinite thing, and I'm perfectly fine.
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id like to be able to teleport. Definitely would not teleport into bank vaults. that would be immoral.
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