01-29-2023, 05:52 PM | #12852 |
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I went on a bumbl date yesterday, the girl told me she gets a minimum of 30 minutes in bed, has gone as long as 7 hours in one session. I told her that’s never happening. Rest of the date went well. Some guys out there are really taleneted. Minimum?!?
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01-29-2023, 07:02 PM | #12854 |
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I mean even 30 minutes (as a minimum), that’s a few standard deviations outside the norm, no? She’s 38, has had more than a few partners so either she’s full of shit or the luckiest girl in the world. Maybe that was her way of shutting down my talk about how I’ll be the best she’s ever had. The NSFW pics keep rolling in, so I assume she’s willing to settle for less than 30😄. Everything is a negotiation these days.
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01-30-2023, 03:49 AM | #12858 | |
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Reminds me. Next time I see her. I will yell at her and say our daughter would have been 15 if she didn’t swallow her!!! It’s the best birth control really though. So you meeting the query nimpho again? Second date? |
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01-30-2023, 06:26 AM | #12860 |
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Congrats Sara, Im really glad that the pilot thing is working so well for you, that you got already hit the throttle levers to AB detend
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01-30-2023, 12:30 PM | #12861 |
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Congrats on being out of the game.
Im finally "in the game" and signed up for a couple of apps on the suggestion of friends on Friday, got date #2 tomorrow night. My very first online/blind/whatever date was a really cool woman who looked like her pics, took us 4 hours to drink 2 beers because we wouldnt shut up. So there is hope out there guys, its not ALL catfishing. |
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01-31-2023, 07:35 AM | #12864 |
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I'll be honest, love having two boys. I am all alone here, no friends or family at all so as my boys get older i get my weekend thrills with them. So RC days, lasertag, golf and carting etc. I know i'd still do all that with a girl but yeah, TV time and it's Kong Vs Godzilla ....superb.
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01-31-2023, 02:32 PM | #12865 |
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Hood names are the best. I once dated a girl named Lakweesha. We broke up because she was the Karen of the day and it was embarrassing af to be around that drama.
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02-01-2023, 07:00 AM | #12870 |
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If you want a laugh just get on the dating app and swipe away, you'll see some real fun ones. And often they are attached to faces so facetuned it looks like that meme Jesus fresco
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