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      04-01-2016, 07:45 AM   #24861
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AssPecker?
AssPacker?
AssPucker?
Yeah.... No.
Advise against.
We left out ASSPICKER.

Highly advise against.
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That's funny, I was thinking of getting ASSPCKR for the motorcycle.
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AssPecker?
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AssPucker?

Yeah.... No.
Advise against.
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We left out ASSPICKER.

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Oh no.
This is so full of fail.
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This is so full of fail.
Morning Ax and dads!
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Verbiage is Asian tag.
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Morning Ax and dads!
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FTR, I had to slightly modify shoei's quote in my sig for emphasis.
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      04-01-2016, 08:14 AM   #24868
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Morning son. I think shoei needs to be the official spokesperson for OT from here on. Like, when a real ass-whupping needs to be delivered.
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Morning son. I think shoei needs to be the official spokesperson for OT from here on. Like, when a real ass-whupping needs to be delivered.



I was extremely compelled to pick one of those sentences from his tirade and make it my sig; I had a difficult time picking one.


Some people are just asking for it on the internet. And that's saying something because it's the internet, you know? Like it's not even recess or lunchtime at middle school. Moddie would have knocked that dude TF out.
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I was extremely compelled to pick one of those sentences from his tirade and make it my sig; I had a difficult time picking one.


Some people are just asking for it on the internet. And that's saying something because it's the internet, you know? Like it's not even recess or lunchtime at middle school. Moddie would have knocked that dude TF out.
What thread was this in?
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      04-01-2016, 08:42 AM   #24872
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What thread was this in?
The Fireside/bro-talk one, 4 threads under this one.
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This is so full of fail.
ASSSNFR?

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Morning Ax and dads!
What's going on bud?
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Nothing much. My eye has a developing scar next to it, still some pain but it is subsiding.


Hurts to squeeze my left eye shut. I feel like Lups. One day I'll be as manly as her.



Have the factory workers mutinied against you yet?
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Nothing much. My eye has a developing scar next to it, still some pain but it is subsiding.


Hurts to squeeze my left eye shut. I feel like Lups. One day I'll be as manly as her.



Have the factory workers mutinied against you yet?
Mutiny on the booty?
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Mutiny on the booty?
Butiny on the mooty?!
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Nothing much. My eye has a developing scar next to it, still some pain but it is subsiding.


Hurts to squeeze my left eye shut. I feel like Lups. One day I'll be as manly as her.


Have the factory workers mutinied against you yet?
Buck up little boy, quit being such a bitch and learn from Lups.


Meh, the operators are just retarded, so you have to hold their hand, not worried about that. It's the dickhole asshats that sit up front on their high horse that I want to punch in pussies.
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shit got real in there
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Buck up little boy, quit being such a bitch and learn from Lups.


Meh, the operators are just retarded, so you have to hold their hand, not worried about that. It's the dickhole asshats that sit up front on their high horse that I want to punch in pussies.
Sorry man!


Damn! Harboring some frustration, eh? It's always those on the highest horses that have the longest fall. Maybe you can give them a slight nudge off the saddle, in as legal a manner possible?


Any scandals?
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Sorry man!


Damn! Harboring some frustration, eh? It's always those on the highest horses that have the longest fall. Maybe you can give them a slight nudge off the saddle, in as legal a manner possible?


Any scandals?

Don't say that "S" word around me, shit is annoying.


Just irritated, but that can always be changed. It's Friday, and that's always a good thing. Just need to come up with plans though.


No scandals, just a bunch of idiots doing idiot things.
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Don't say that "S" word around me, shit is annoying.


Just irritated, but that can always be changed. It's Friday, and that's always a good thing. Just need to come up with plans though.


No scandals, just a bunch of idiots doing idiot things.
Sorry dude!


Well, good to know your corporate culture hasn't changed. You shall endure.
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Sorry dude!


Well, good to know your corporate culture hasn't changed. You shall endure.
...., STOP.


What you got going on this weekend champ?
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