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      04-11-2016, 04:09 PM   #25741
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Who are you? Ray from Archer?
My right hand only SEEMS bionic
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I'm 76% black.
Tonka, I saw your pic. The only thing Black on you might be your toe cheese.
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My right hand only SEEMS bionic
Bisexual?

Lol! I love it! Ray and his racist hand!
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I bet you have a cyclic rate (SPS) that is unmatchable!
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And so was that bizzare communist thread....
This, I did not see. Any pearls of wisdom?
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I bet you have a cyclic rate (SPS) that is unmatchable!
Nah, I'm getting older now, them damn #whippersnappers got those SPS down to a science. I only recently found "training material" was available on my phone, too.
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This, I did not see. Any pearls of wisdom?
Only that it seems like it was started by someone specifically trying to troll.
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Only that it seems like it was started by someone specifically trying to troll.
Dang.

The troller coaster (coined by jtodd_fl ) is burning up the tracks today.
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Tonka, I saw your pic. The only thing Black on you might be your toe cheese.
Those aren't the pictures one would use to make that judgement.

And besides, i like juicy doubles.
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Maybe I'll get them to bring it to my house...
It's a customer order, so you need to go steal it. Let your daughter drive it. It's a cool car. Plus, it is a good way to keep Verbiage at bay, because he has decided that he's too good for the M2.
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Those aren't the pictures one would use to make that judgement.

And besides, i like juicy doubles.
Bro! No more naked pics!
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Dang.

The troller coaster (coined by jtodd_fl ) is burning up the tracks today.
Who the trollercoaster?
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Yes, black here. I think.
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Who the trollercoaster?
A rail traversing vehicle, similar to a roller coaster, occupied by Forum Trolls.
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A rail traversing vehicle, similar to a roller coaster, occupied by Forum Trolls.
How many whp? If it's less than 1000whp I ain't riding it, cuz my fat ass will slow it down.
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How many whp? If it's less than 1000whp I ain't riding it, cuz my fat ass will slow it down.
The Troller Coaster is typically powered by the noxious emanations from the many orifices of the occupying trolls.

It is not a good vehicle to ride in.
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Yes, black here. I think.
Perhaps Blackish?
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The Troller Coaster is typically powered by the noxious emanations from the many orifices of the occupying trolls.

It is not a good vehicle to ride in.
Check me like Rick James checks Charlie Murphy. Give me early warning of trolling. I never want to ride that vehicle.

I wish I had more hands....
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I got some office staff hooked on this stuff. Lol

I wish this app had a smell-a-post feature!
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I got some office staff hooked on this stuff. Lol

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Is that the pulled chicken you were referring to?
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Oh my god.
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