[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

She turned to me sternly and said, "I don't want anything like that from you. If it's a special occasion, I just want a small to remember you by. But don't ever give me money, or our relationship will never be the same. I'm not with you for money.

so is that the day you gave "it" to her?

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Did you see her nails??

They are like butter

Her nails are walking the fine line between acceptable and disgustingly long.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Her nails are walking the fine line between acceptable and disgustingly long.

I wonder if she picks up poop particles when she wipes....

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I wonder if she picks up poop particles when she wipes....

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Her nails are walking the fine line between acceptable and disgustingly long.

This is a quote from a SNL skit....

Agree - not a fan of Freddy Kruger nails tho...

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

This is a quote from a SNL skit....

Agree - not a fan of Freddy Kruger nails tho...

I'm guessing she doesn't ever use a computer. Is this one a stripper too? I can't remember.

[EstorilM]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

It's good, ran ran the 1/2 mile event last weekend.

It was freaking amazing how hard it pulls, even on pump gas and street tires.

I'm getting a race x-pipe to add a little more power soon.

the company that made the kit is about to be put on blast by me though....I have a customer service story from HELL!!

How's your new baby

Love it. Trying to decide if I want to mod the ST or the 911 first. One is much cheaper...


And... Hold the door

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

so is that the day you gave "it" to her?

Haha. iLol'd.

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Dunno about other guys here...but from my experience, I'm cool wining and dining a girl, but no longer ever bestow expensive gifts or buy things they ask for explicitly...especially pricier than normal items.

The last time, I met this one girl visiting from outside the country. I picked her up from her hotel, we had lunch at a Japantown food court and I got some refreshment from her afterward (even have photo proof, haha). On the way to her next hotel location, she asked if we could stop by Saks. So we did. At the makeup counter, she asked if I could buy her some tube of Estée Lauder stuff. It was $50, so I got it. She invited me back to her hotel in the evening but I was unable to meet up.

This type of chick is an extreme. For a while, she'd hit me up for a place to crash and whatever - but I wasn't (for obvious reasons), able to accommodate.

There was one girl I was with. Met her while she worked at a store. We became friendly then we started seeing each other. She was 24 at the time and married with a kid and in a complex financial situation. At one point, seeing how she toiled for minimum wage 12 hours a day, I offered to buy her nicer things and give her some money to help. She turned to me sternly and said, "I don't want anything like that from you. If it's a special occasion, I just want a small to remember you by. But don't ever give me money, or our relationship will never be the same. I'm not with you for money." I bought her a few nice things for special occasions, one or two she gave back because she couldn't explain them to her husband. Once in a while, I'd buy her preloaded metrocards just in case she ran out of fare. We were together for just about a year until her husband found out. I hope that the pink thermos, perfume and trinkets survive. Call me sentimental.

Sorry, Mike, I digress. But you're a big boy. Not sayin your girl is high maintenance or has expensive demands, per se. Just looking out.

Btw, I've had "seen" a stripper or two in the past.

I should have been more specific, we were laying in bed and she was on the gram-- and she's like wow this cup is so cool. It was my idea to search and get it for her. I was going to get flowers for her this week, but my thought was that she could use this cup more than some flowers. She never asked persay, I just did an impulse buy!

Also, this is not the stripper. The stripper we deaded like a month and a half ago.

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Did you see her nails??

They are like butter

those arent her nails! this was a stock photo. But yes, those nails are terrible!!! hahah

[Verbiage]

Looks like over the weekend, Mike spent too much on a Starbucks cup, pics of ammo were posted, bimmette got shots of her taken at the track, and i8 Dad is getting two awesome cars.


All this happened while I ate at Fogo de Chao. Lol. Morning.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Looks like over the weekend, Mike spent too much on a Starbucks cup, pics of ammo were posted, bimmette got shots of her taken at the track, and i8 Dad is getting two awesome cars.


All this happened while I ate at Fogo de Chao. Lol. Morning.

Sup dude. Hope you had a good weekend.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Looks like over the weekend, Mike spent too much on a Starbucks cup, pics of ammo were posted, bimmette got shots of her taken at the track, and i8 Dad is getting two awesome cars.


All this happened while I ate at Fogo de Chao. Lol. Morning.

I figured that I'd put them in my garage. Lol. I will be stashing cars all over the city at this rate.

Did you get the meat sweats at FdC?

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Sup dude. Hope you had a good weekend.

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Sup dude. Hope you had a good weekend.

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Looks like over the weekend, Mike spent too much on a Starbucks cup, pics of ammo were posted, bimmette got shots of her taken at the track, and i8 Dad is getting two awesome cars.


All this happened while I ate at Fogo de Chao. Lol. Morning.

hello gentlemen.


Memorial Day weekend--the official start of white pants in the hamptons, I will be wearing black to mourn the loss of normalcy until September.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

Woman spends the night at Axius's house.

Wakes up early and pours herself a bowl of cereal.

Sees this...

Great, there goes my cereal box idea now that everyone knows!


No thief would ever think to steal that box of tampons at least!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

Great, there goes my cereal box idea now that everyone knows!


No thief would ever think to steal that box of tampons at least!

That would make the misunderstanding for more uncomfortable for the hypothetical lady caller.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

Great, there goes my cereal box idea now that everyone knows!


No thief would ever think to steal that box of tampons at least!

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

That would make the misunderstanding for more uncomfortable for the hypothetical lady caller.

Unless you are a racer that emulates Nico Rosberg.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Unless you are a racer that emulates Nico Rosberg.

Must now Google "nico rosberg tampon". You aren't helping my already questionable Google search history.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Must now Google "nice rosberg tampon". You aren't helping my already questionable Google search history.

I'm here to help.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Sup dude. Hope you had a good weekend.

Morning Dad. Yeah I did, it was awesome. It was my first time going. Also bought my first Dyson vacuum. Shit is so cool.

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I figured that I'd put them in my garage. Lol. I will be stashing cars all over the city at this rate.

Did you get the meat sweats at FdC?

I can't wait to see them. They will be beautiful.

It was overwhelmingly awesome. I got pretty full, loaded up on medium rares. Also had a marble cheesecake and fried pineapple thing for dessert. One of which was on the house. I'm blessed to have lived this long on earth and hope to have much to contribute to society in the future.

Originally Posted by Mike.

hello gentlemen.


Memorial Day weekend--the official start of white pants in the hamptons, I will be wearing black to mourn the loss of normalcy until September.

Sup Mike. How's the woman.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Morning Dad. Yeah I did, it was awesome. It was my first time going. Also bought my first Dyson vacuum. Shit is so cool.

Excellent. Good to hear. You should consult your fathers before important purchases like that bruh. I will defer to otherdads MKSixer and Mr Tonka on their experiences, but for me the Dyson's were better than most, but my Mieles have all blown the Dysons away. Not sure the price difference (or if there is one.) Glad you found something that will suck for you, though.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Excellent. Good to hear. You should consult your fathers before important purchases like that bruh. I will defer to otherdads MKSixer and Mr Tonka on their experiences, but for me the Dyson's were better than most, but my Mieles have all blown the Dysons away. Not sure the price difference (or if there is one.) Glad you found something that will suck for you, though.

I got the V6 Animal. Still debating a good place to hang it for charging/storage purposes. I LOVE the fit and finish on this thing, the marketing is beautiful. Definitely pleased so far, only thing I don't care for is the charging timeframe and battery life. However, it makes sense to a degree, given the amount of power it has for a cordless vacuum.

Favorite parts about it have to be the color and multi-cyclone technology.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Excellent. Good to hear. You should consult your fathers before important purchases like that bruh. I will defer to otherdads MKSixer and Mr Tonka on their experiences, but for me the Dyson's were better than most, but my Mieles have all blown the Dysons away. Not sure the price difference (or if there is one.) Glad you found something that will suck for you, though.

Both of these options suck. A lot of it comes down to personal preference on suction, how any attachments are managed, and the overall ability to get the most consistent performance from the unit.