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      06-06-2016, 07:26 AM   #30251
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The trick is to do it while in at half mast. But if Biorin is right, you'll probably have to be balls deep for any kind of effect.
I'll be honest, I've thought about this more than I'd like to admit, but I'm still confused.

What are we doing at half mast? If it's this VVV, I agree that could be more impressive.



But if we're talking about a helicopter while bottomed out, I'm thinking that doing so with a halfie might end up something like this:



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      06-06-2016, 08:05 AM   #30253
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      06-06-2016, 09:39 AM   #30254
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So....

Girl who was fired sent me a text to meet her downstairs with a lunch bag she forgot in the fridge. She was telling me how it's been a crazy week, father had a heart attack, looking for work, ex still texting her and told me to text her whenever.
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So....

Girl who was fired sent me a text to meet her downstairs with a lunch bag she forgot in the fridge. She was telling me how it's been a crazy week, father had a heart attack, looking for work, ex still texting her and told me to text her whenever.
Correct me if I'm mistaken, but aren't you married?
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Girl who was fired sent me a text to meet her downstairs with a lunch bag she forgot in the fridge. She was telling me how it's been a crazy week, father had a heart attack, looking for work, ex still texting her and told me to text her whenever.
Sounds like the usual female stuff ..
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So....

Girl who was fired sent me a text to meet her downstairs with a lunch bag she forgot in the fridge. She was telling me how it's been a crazy week, father had a heart attack, looking for work, ex still texting her and told me to text her whenever.
Correct me if I'm mistaken, but aren't you married?


The question I asked in his "ask a marry guy anything" was have you cheated? And he wouldn't answer
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Hi my friend , how are you today ?
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The question I asked in his "ask a marry guy anything" was have you cheated? And he wouldn't answer
I did answer before, however, to save you a few clicks here and there here is my answer again
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Hi my friend , how are you today ?
Hello my friend! I am well. New week, new things to do.

How about yourself?
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The question I asked in his "ask a marry guy anything" was have you cheated? And he wouldn't answer
I did answer before, however, to save you a few clicks here and there here is my answer again
I take that as a "No comment".
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The question I asked in his "ask a marry guy anything" was have you cheated? And he wouldn't answer
Was it really called "ask a marry guy anything"? Because, "where did you learn English?" would have been my first question.

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The question I asked in his "ask a marry guy anything" was have you cheated? And he wouldn't answer
Was it really called "ask a marry guy anything"? Because, "where did you learn English?" would have been my first question.

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I take that as a "No comment".
I took it to mean, basically, this:
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you just love twisting ppl's words don't you?



Last time I checked stalking and furiously masturbating to fantasies are not punishable offences under the marriage statutes..
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you're really putting F30 on the spot.. now he is going to cheat. His wife thanks you.. not
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you're really putting F30 on the spot.. now he is going to cheat. His wife thanks you.. not
Why blow up my spot 'cause we both got hot?

Name artist/song for brownie points.
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Why blow up my spot 'cause we both got hot?

Name artist/song for brownie points.
no idea..

i really admire the level of restraint though.. oops should prob disclaimer none of us bear any responsible for what u may or may not do with respects to your personal relationship, but we applaud the level of commitment.. to stalking and obtaining of masturbate-able materials, photographic, anecdotal, or otherwise.
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