[Aatish]

Ya'all called for me?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Ya'all called for me?

I really thought where is my friend today ?

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I really thought where is my friend today ?

It's been a long day, so far.

How are you, my friend?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by RJ_

She's 39.

I'm sorry bro but I'm afraid that need to post a copy from my comment above..

Only if "you" can prove your number , I will stop .
I need evidence my friend...

[Verbiage]

LOL.

[gtron]

My phone just suggested I use "donkey punch" in a reply.

Ha ha I like my phone now.

That is all.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by gtron

My phone just suggested I use "donkey punch" in a reply.

Ha ha I like my phone now.

That is all.

They say they learn based on historical usage. Bruh... did it also suggest wolf-bagging? *shudder*

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Aatish

It's been a long day, so far.

How are you, my friend?

Well...I need to tell a lot !
Will try it in short.
Here we go...

Yesterday evening (actually it was already night over here) I was screwed by the age of Tara , I'm sure you saw that as well...who not ?
Yesterday during the day we had here for Belgian norms tropical temps => 32° Celsius .
So it was really late for me around 11:30 PM knowing that my wake-up alarm kick my balls at 4:30 AM for my work !

I thought holy shit now I really need to sleep it's really late , shut off Bimmerpost without knowing "The age of Tara" I went to bed .
And while I looked through my bedroom window I saw a sky ...well it looked like that scene from the Poltergeist movie ! (no joke)
A sky was evildark and I saw lightnings in the pitch black sky on 5-6 different places ...
The Belgian weather predition was of course thunderstorms ..
And yes the thing from hell came also over my house , and I didn't slept because the thunderclaps were making noises like cannons !
I heard the whole already short night only the loud noises from rain floods with huge amounts of hail and the cannons of course !

So I didn't took my car and jumped in the Mini ....And what I saw while I drove to my work was the "Apocalyps" !!!
Huge trees along the roads snapped like matches, some were hit by the lightning with pieces everywhere ..and were still lying on the roads ...Firefighters were everywhere working with chainsaws ..
After 15 miles I came along the small river ...but now that small river was really big and it flow over the road ..
I thought dammit ..I need to go for my work but the situation was really tricky because how deep is the shit while I stand with the Mini in front of it..
I started to look around and I saw that also the houses along the road were under the water, people where at knee height in the water in front of their houses .
Saw a young mother with her baby in her arms also in the water ..waiting for help , and thought please Ohhh...Please God help her !
It looked like I never saw any shit , and saw that truck from the firefighters that drove through the water of the river on the road ..
So...Now I had an idea of how deep the shit was and thought "YES" the Mini can do it as well ..
So I took off really slowly and the water came over on the hood and thought that I saw a couple of fish as well !
But the Mini drove through the water like a real champ , and I have really respect for the little car .
And after the water ...Of course came the mud-shit and lots of it and finally the poor Mini looked like shit , and probably I as well !
People were looking like....Uhhh ?!?!

So I arrived at my work too late ,and the first person that I saw was the beautiful Wendy ..She was waiting for me
But that's another story , otherwise I need several pages on here !
But the Apocalyps it was !
Oughh...

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by smoosh

I am smoosh and I fulfill all the white ladies' Indian fantasies

Seriously ?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by RJ_

She's 39.

Wrong, she's 34.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Wrong, she's 34.

I know right? Wait... I thought it was 32.5.

[UncleWede]

So I log into FB, and my suggested entertainment site tells me "It ain't going to lick itself"??? I'm guessing NSFW

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

So I log into FB, and my suggested entertainment site tells me "It ain't going to lick itself"??? I'm guessing NSFW

Was it a cross promotion from the Doll Forum?

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Was it a cross promotion from the Doll Forum?

Checking said forum now

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I know right? Wait... I thought it was 32.5.

Wait guys, I think I finally found it. She just turned 35 a few weeks ago. Checkmate, Belgie.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Wrong, she's 34.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I know right? Wait... I thought it was 32.5.

Think we need lotto numbers for this case

Again... you guys need to watch first "The age of Adaline" to understand the mysterious situation .

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Wait guys, I think I finally found it. She just turned 35 a few weeks ago. Checkmate, Belgie.

Need to say congrats my friend for the good job (fotoshop) of that ID picture
And actually it's a really good looking picture as well , normal because Tara is a beautiful Asian girl ( no joke )

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Wait guys, I think I finally found it. She just turned 35 a few weeks ago. Checkmate, Belgie.

Dafuq? I thought her last name was TV.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I know right? Wait... I thought it was 32.5.

The magic happens here !

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Wait guys, I think I finally found it. She just turned 35 a few weeks ago. Checkmate, Belgie.

HAHAHAHA well played

[junx]

Wtf is going on in the last 20 posts :

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by swoo

Wtf is going on in the last 20 posts :

Typical day in OT.