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      07-08-2016, 06:55 AM   #33375
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I initially wanted to ban myself for not being able to afford either one of those
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      07-08-2016, 07:19 AM   #33376
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Fuck this. Shit like Dallas makes me not want to be in this world.
There's hope. Confront evil when you see it. I guess that's what cops are for.. but then ppl complain they are the bad ones.

Some ppl want anarchy.
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      07-08-2016, 08:47 AM   #33377
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Wow, I step away and wtf happens? F87LUV and Axius seem like an excellent match. So very much in common. Can I come to the wedding? Is there a place in Manhattan to where you guys can relocate the trailer?
Trailer? I think you mean a three bedroom penthouse on Park Ave.
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Trailer? I think you mean a three bedroom penthouse on Park Ave.
Axius, good luck brother. Better keep your current job and pick up a second.

And check back in when she's not looking.
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      07-08-2016, 09:09 AM   #33379
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Trailer? I think you mean a three bedroom penthouse on Park Ave.
Axius, good luck brother. Better keep your current job and pick up a second.

And check back in when she's not looking.
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      07-08-2016, 09:18 AM   #33380
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Trailer? I think you mean a three bedroom penthouse on Park Ave.
Oops. Stand corrected, not a good match after all. Axius = #2xwideforlyfe #dattrailerlyfe #tookthewheelsoff
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      07-08-2016, 09:19 AM   #33381
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Trailer? I think you mean a three bedroom penthouse on Park Ave.
Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Just because I'm a beater wearing piece of trailer trash right now doesn't mean I don't know how to class up. Just trying to embrace southern culture to it's fullest extent. It's all about playing the part.


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Axius, good luck brother. Better keep your current job and pick up a second.

And check back in when she's not looking.
Looks like it's back to the old lifestyle..., life of a stripper is rough.

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Oops. Stand corrected, not a good match after all. Axius = #2xwideforlyfe #dattrailerlyfe #tookthewheelsoff
Don't hate on my trailer park. Look at how much fun I get to have. Throw beer bottles at the neighbors, fuck their wife which I'm pretty sure is his sister, drugs on demand, got an in with the cops that know my name, and rent is hella cheap. What more could you ask for?
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Fuck this. Shit like Dallas makes me not want to be in this world.
stand and deliver bro... don't bow out....

these terrorists and snipers and killers cannot bring me down..... F them.
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Trailer? I think you mean a three bedroom penthouse on Park Ave.
Oops. Stand corrected, not a good match after all. Axius = #2xwideforlyfe #dattrailerlyfe #tookthewheelsoff
Plus he said he's scared of "ginormous" butts. He wouldn't like me.
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      07-08-2016, 09:23 AM   #33384
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I'm all in for people defending themselves and taking a stand...but unwarranted violence? The lack of respect is what's wrong with today's world.
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      07-08-2016, 09:23 AM   #33385
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Looks like it's back to the old lifestyle..., life of a stripper is rough.
Oh yeah, getting paid to dance for a bunch of girls sounds awful.
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Plus he said he's scared of "ginormous" butts. He wouldn't like me.
That most definitely was NOT me. I ain't scuured. It may not be a preference, however turning down a booty is not on the agenda.
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Looks like it's back to the old lifestyle..., life of a stripper is rough.
Oh yeah, getting paid to dance for a bunch of girls sounds awful.
Also demeaning. Is he working his way through law school? Poor guy.
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stand and deliver bro... don't bow out....

these terrorists and snipers and killers cannot bring me down..... F them.
Word. I'm not going down without bullets flying right back at them.
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      07-08-2016, 09:25 AM   #33389
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Oh yeah, getting paid to dance for a bunch of girls sounds awful.
It's terrible. All the girls oogle at you like a piece of meat, objectifying men like we're just some kind of object. Constantly badgering you for sex in the VIP room. But, a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do to put food on the table.
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It's terrible. All the girls oogle at you like a piece of meat, objectifying men like we're just some kind of object. Constantly badgering you for sex in the VIP room. But, a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do to put food on the table.
I think this puts to rest the law school theory.
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Also demeaning. Is he working his way through law school? Poor guy.
Yeah, let's give him a five instead of a one.
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It's terrible. All the girls oogle at you like a piece of meat, objectifying men like we're just some kind of object. Constantly badgering you for sex in the VIP room. But, a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do to put food on the table.
You poor thing. I bet some nights at work are tough. And after that, you have to go home and take care of your girl too? You must be exhausted all the time.
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Plus he said he's scared of "ginormous" butts. He wouldn't like me.
That most definitely was NOT me. I ain't scuured. It may not be a preference, however turning down a booty is not on the agenda.
Big girls need love too right?
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That most definitely was NOT me. I ain't scuured. It may not be a preference, however turning down a booty is not on the agenda.
We'll see what you have to say when she wants you to eat it.
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Also demeaning. Is he working his way through law school? Poor guy.
Yeah, let's give him a five instead of a one.
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It's terrible. All the girls oogle at you like a piece of meat, objectifying men like we're just some kind of object. Constantly badgering you for sex in the VIP room. But, a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do to put food on the table.
You poor thing. I bet some nights at work are tough. And after that, you have to go home and take care of your girl too? You must be exhausted all the time.
I only carry hundreds.
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I only carry hundreds.
So you're taking Axius's stripper money, exchanging it for hundreds and then bragging about it!?

Axius, I have a house that isn't currently occupied. If you want to start over, I'll let you stay there a few months so you can get on your feet.
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I only carry hundreds.
So you're taking Axius's stripper money, exchanging it for hundreds and then bragging about it!?

Axius, I have a house that isn't currently occupied. If you want to start over, I'll let you stay there a few months so you can get on your feet.
Actually no, I raided Aatish spare change jar.
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