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      07-25-2016, 02:11 PM   #35487
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Guys with everything going for them don't necessarily need a very successful woman as it's always been socially acceptable that the man is the bread winner and maybe the woman doesn't even work. In the reverse scenario, it would be looked down upon.
Screw what's socially acceptable. I wouldn't mind a sugar momma.
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Trophy hubby? That can work.
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Guys with everything going for them don't necessarily need a very successful woman as it's always been socially acceptable that the man is the bread winner and maybe the woman doesn't even work. In the reverse scenario, it would be looked down upon.
I'd kill to be a stay at home dad and just hang out with the kids. But that's just me.

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You guys managed to cram a compliment and the words "Bud Lite" into the same sentence.

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You put some damn respect on lady Bud Lights name!
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      07-25-2016, 02:15 PM   #35490
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Guys with everything going for them don't necessarily need a very successful woman as it's always been socially acceptable that the man is the bread winner and maybe the woman doesn't even work. In the reverse scenario, it would be looked down upon.
*sigh*

It is not the success that would (or should) make someone attractive to the opposite sex - it is the qualities that make them successful that also make them desirable. Does someone NEED a successful partner (woman, in your hypothetical above)? No. If a man really has his shit together, will he likely be more attracted to a woman who is successful... probably... unless he has a Napoleonic complex or some similar emotional (or physical... wink wink... no what I mean) deficiency. A person who needs the other to be dependent or not successful on their own is a scary person. They aren't looking for a partner, they are looking for domestic help.
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      07-25-2016, 02:16 PM   #35491
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I'd kill to be a stay at home dad and just hang out with the kids. But that's just me.



You put some damn respect on lady Bud Lights name!
Bruh... somehow you managed to misquote spitting image to spinning in a classic linguistic fuck up, then do a reverse fuck up by misquoting respeck as respect.

Wrong when you shouldn't be and right when you shouldn't be.

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      07-25-2016, 02:17 PM   #35493
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when I met my wife (then girlfriend) - she was WAY more successful than me! I was a kept man for about 6 months
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Bruh... somehow you managed to misquote spitting image to spinning in a classic linguistic fuck up, then do a reverse fuck up by misquoting respeck as respect.

Wrong when you shouldn't be and right when you shouldn't be.

A day full of surprises indeed.
I like to think of myself as the wildcard.
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      07-25-2016, 02:23 PM   #35495
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The grand total for the i8 misadventure is....






























$2,315.69.


We were all shocked. Apparently BMW meant it when they said the construction would be modular and lend itself to simple replacement in case of an accident. I'm impressed.

I'm still going to hit them up for diminished value because you never mess with a man's ride!!

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when I met my wife (then girlfriend) - she was WAY more successful than me! I was a kept man for about 6 months
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that but you must have had some common goals in life as well? I'm talking more along the lines of someone not being driven or passionate. I don't expect anyone to be on the same timeline as me when we meet but you do need to be on a similar wavelength and want the same things.
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Alllllrrriiiiighty ladies and gentlemen!

The grand total for the i8 misadventure is....






























$2,315.69.


We were all shocked. Apparently BMW meant it when they said the construction would be modular and lend itself to simple replacement in case of an accident. I'm impressed.

I'm still going to hit them up for diminished value because you never mess with a man's ride!!

Thanks for playing, everyone. Please send $1.00 to the 1MOREMOD beer fund.
That's not nearly as bad as what I thought it would have been. How long until you get it back?
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That's not nearly as bad as what I thought it would have been. How long until you get it back?
They have to order the parts. This is where it probably gets humorous.
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That is a nice surprise!

Hooray for modern manufacturing!
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That is a nice surprise!

Hooray for modern manufacturing!
So true.
The 1 foot crease on the driver's side door and rear 3/4 panel of the M6 cost $2,600 to repair. Go figure.
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Alllllrrriiiiighty ladies and gentlemen!

The grand total for the i8 misadventure is....






























$2,315.69.


We were all shocked. Apparently BMW meant it when they said the construction would be modular and lend itself to simple replacement in case of an accident. I'm impressed.

I'm still going to hit them up for diminished value because you never mess with a man's ride!!

Thanks for playing, everyone. Please send $1.00 to the 1MOREMOD beer fund.
Not surprised at all. It's just a bumper and paint. Lol
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F87LUV - To your point, 'It' just clicked when we met. We were both athletes in college, remained very active, had an affinity for animals, rural upbringing....same taste in music and food.

It didn't hurt that she was/is blonde and 6'1" tall either
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Not surprised at all. It's just a bumper and paint. Lol
All I needed on my cheap 128i was performance grills, hood, and paint and it was $4,500. Hood was only $1000 of it.
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F87LUV - To your point, 'It' just clicked when we met. We were both athletes in college, remained very active, had an affinity for animals, rural upbringing....same taste in music and food.

It didn't hurt that she was/is blonde and 6'1" tall either
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Rob is a chauvinistic pig!


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F87LUV - Not sure I've proved your point, but I believe there's someone for everyone. Wither you find that person or not is another discussion.

And Ax - you've met me, right
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F87LUV - Not sure I've proved your point, but I believe there's someone for everyone. Wither you find that person or not is another discussion.

And Ax - you've met me, right
Point is you have to be compatible in some way.
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