I need to find a man!

fravel · 10-10-2016, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

This thread as usual went to shit but I truly was asking where the tall(ish) smart men hide today.

They're hiding with all the neurosurgeon super-model sex-addicts that every guy is looking for.

Seriously though, if your girl is as much as of a catch as you've claimed then I promise she's got no problem finding guys, she just has a problem with being too damn selective and thinking her shit don't stink.

Lups · 10-10-2016, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by jpnh

London and New Hampshire are sort of close.......geologically speaking the adirondack mountains and the highlands of scotland were once one body......

Sorry....cant help you out with London besides the common attractions I saw when I was last there......tower of london, westminster abbey....very impressive imho.....double decker busses with no roof are fun

Personally I like wandering around Endinburgh and further north in the highlands of scotland much more than London....Scotch is much better than warm british beer....

Meh....I like the car...thats all that matters....but settled for a 240

Hahah.

I have the main attractions down for sure, I'm just fishing for tips on stuff I don't know yet. I agree on hitting the north of the island and for the record, I do not hate the M2!!

It's not for me, but neither is the M5 or the M6. Peter, my old ride, I didn't even like him too much, and yet I loved him to bits.

My favorite car of all times (as long as I never have to see one again) is an opel. I'm currently putting new wiring to a rusty basket with my friends so we can race that against other rusty things without spending money on them (jokkis it's called here) and we all fucking love it.

I'm not a snob when it comes to cars, but I do have issues with people saying someone is better for driving one and the prettier ones who are younger should step aside.

Charles Darwin did a good job with his book. And I'm not writing this to piss off the women here but to make you guys to think too.

Feathers and fenders are similar right?

jpnh · 10-10-2016, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Charles Darwin did a good job with his book. And I'm not writing this to piss off the women here but to make you guys to think too.

Feathers and fenders are similar right?

ROFLMAO

You making a reference to his comments on peacock feathers?

Thats rich.....

Mr Tonka · 10-10-2016, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I sell floor coverings. I am not a floor covering. I don't qualify.

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Originally Posted by Lups

I would agree with you fully but she's such an old soul. Three siblings all being 10years older or more, and I'm sure I didn't help at any way either.

And it's not like she isn't asked out, she hasn't dated, or she hasn't had her fun but it's not what she wants.

This thread as usual went to shit but I truly was asking where the tall(ish) smart men hide today. We're going for an night out soon (got postponed) and I have no clue where to take her.

We will have fun anywhere, but she isn't one who's just go for a night of comfort.

I'll be happy in a kafka reading, so will she be, or in a bar dancing on a table. But try telling to a 23 year old she's ten years too young to want a spouse to share a life with and please use words I can quote.

She's fucked.

There is no place to go to increase your odds of meeting a "good guy". Go to the hospital to meet a Dr.... but Drs are morons when it comes to anything but doctoring. Go interview with some financial advisors, but then she may end up with someone like Fundguy.

Go to where ever the engineers do what ever it is they do and then you'll end up dying of boredom or dry humor. Go find a small business owner, but then they are all egotistical jack asses. (Don't ask me how i know)

What you need is a guy who's enough of a car guy to be a good driver, enough of an engineer to fabricate something to get you out of a jam, someone who's had basic first aid instruction, someone who is active and fit, who also has a knack for making a decent living. If he happens to not be heinous looking, she should suck his dick so good that he has no other choice but to propose.

I hope you didn't think i was given you some real advice. I'm a dude who has whored himself out for 3rd world goats, what the hell do i know.

But seriously, the dick sucking thing works. Many useless women have landed a comfy lifestyle by slobbing the right knob. I mean she's only 23 and sounds lovely, but as time passes she may want to keep that nugget in her back pocket just in case things don't pan out.

Really though, I suspect all the good guys are with all the good women already. If you're a dude who's with a crappy girl, you're probably a crappy guy. If you know you're a crappy girl and are with a great guy, you are probably off the charts hot, on the crazy/hot matrix. With her being so young yet also an old soul, she may have to warm up to idea of a ready made family. It takes us guys a long time to learn from our mistakes and a recently divorced guy with kids might be the right match. She'll need an open mind, which with the height requirements, seems like she already has.

P.S. Sorry about the horse wang derailment earlier. I didn't expect that either.

fravel · 10-10-2016, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

We have agreed on cats!! That's it!

She has no problems in attracting men, but when they realize what her family is and then even worse, they realize what her nurturing personality is like, and I fucking swear the guys act like they got pregnant.

I'm asking where are the guys that are happy with themselves?

She's not a doctor, she isn't a super model. She is just her, and starting up a life after schools.

Honestly, I'm not asking for much, where are the normal men these days?

Yes I know. At cat shows!!!

We're being ignored while girls search for their mythical dream man.

Aatish · 10-10-2016, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by jpnh

I've driven in NYC many times and you're right about timing

Really really early on a sunday morning was pretty cool.....no one on the road

But parking is alway a bitch.....and some parts are worse than others

Parking is a bitch, but that mainly depends on 2 things. Timing and location. From 9:00-19:00, finding parking anywhere in the city is difficult. In areas like SoHo, Midtown, Greenwich Village, etc...it's even worse. Hell's Kitchen ain't too bad during the day.

After 19:00, most commercial spots open up, which makes finding a spot a lot easier.

That said, if I need to go into a busy area during the day, I'll more than often take the subway.

Aatish · 10-10-2016, 05:44 PM

And when you need a car, but can't find street parking, hit the garage and slip the valet a $5 before leaving.

Lups · 10-10-2016, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SheaButter

LUPS! How do I submit my friend??? Ha! I'm not sure if this was a joke, I didn't read all the way thru 17 pages...

He's a Michael Phelps replica... (definitely not joking). From Seattle. Boom! Drops mic

Cool, let's set her up with a footballer, or something.

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hahah - I hear you - If I wasn't married, Id get on a plane and join you guys. 6'4", brown hair, blue eyes, and 70/30 nice guy

. hahaha

Have you thought about partaking in a co-ed sports team? Its a great way to network, meet people, and make great friends.

Damn, you have hair? I was so close to finding you!

She's always volunteering, or studying or with her pets or with my pets or with my kids. She needs sleep too.

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Originally Posted by jpnh

ROFLMAO

You making a reference to his comments on peacock feathers?

Thats rich.....

Are you accusing a member of bp of reading?

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

She's fucked.

There is no place to go to increase your odds of meeting a "good guy". Go to the hospital to meet a Dr.... but Drs are morons when it comes to anything but doctoring. Go interview with some financial advisors, but then she may end up with someone like Fundguy.

Go to where ever the engineers do what ever it is they do and then you'll end up dying of boredom or dry humor. Go find a small business owner, but then they are all egotistical jack asses. (Don't ask me how i know)

What you need is a guy who's enough of a car guy to be a good driver, enough of an engineer to fabricate something to get you out of a jam, someone who's had basic first aid instruction, someone who is active and fit, who also has a knack for making a decent living. If he happens to not be heinous looking, she should suck his dick so good that he has no other choice but to propose.

I hope you didn't think i was given you some real advice. I'm a dude who has whored himself out for 3rd world goats, what the hell do i know.

But seriously, the dick sucking thing works. Many useless women have landed a comfy lifestyle by slobbing the right knob. I mean she's only 23 and sounds lovely, but as time passes she may want to keep that nugget in her back pocket just in case things don't pan out.

Really though, I suspect all the good guys are with all the good women already. If you're a dude who's with a crappy girl, you're probably a crappy guy. If you know you're a crappy girl and are with a great guy, you are probably off the charts hot, on the crazy/hot matrix. With her being so young yet also an old soul, she may have to warm up to idea of a ready made family. It takes us guys a long time to learn from our mistakes and a recently divorced guy with kids might be the right match. She'll need an open mind, which with the height requirements, seems like she already has.

P.S. Sorry about the horse wang derailment earlier. I didn't expect that either.

I just spent like 20 minutes answering this and then erasing it all by accident. I'll text you tomorrow to tell more

In general, you are right.

A man who does the thing you did for charity is a man I respect always

F80_M · 10-10-2016, 06:01 PM

Evan, eevan, eVan, Évan...

Dude, please be from a country with a hot pronouncing. Gimme this and I'll tell you how to take over the left lane[/QUOTE]

The name can be pronounced as hot at you would like. Just use little bit of tongue rolling.

jpnh · 10-10-2016, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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Originally Posted by jpnh

ROFLMAO

You making a reference to his comments on peacock feathers?

Thats rich.....

Are you accusing a member of bp of reading?

Have you been drinking or is a cat eating your face off?

You made a reference to Darwin and "Fenders and Feathers"

Make sense?

Lups · 10-10-2016, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by F80_M

Evan, eevan, eVan, Évan...

The name can be pronounced as hot at you would like. Just use little bit of tongue rolling.

You tell me how to take over my lane... MY LANE?! Shot at dawn when I take over the universe you will be.

Thanks, you're a funny one,

Anna

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Originally Posted by fravel

We're being ignored while girls search for their mythical dream man.

Sorry. No way can a bp dude be a family member of mine. The things I say and post would seriously risk my image in real life.

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Originally Posted by jpnh

Have you been drinking or is a cat eating your face off?

You made a reference to Darwin and "Fenders and Feathers"

Make sense?

Again, are you accusing me of reading, or worse, not understanding? See im not a member who has to dance.

(I read the main works of that era when I was nine, including darwin. I think I got it but if you feel like making sure, please let's talk about peckers. ) Charles darwin is basic biology here.

You sometimes could just rely on me having a sense of humor, you know..

UncleWede · 10-10-2016, 06:52 PM

Lups Are you still messing up the Guacamole??? You never asked for any more pointers after I gave the recipe, I thought that meant you did it right.

Heading over to my parents' house to help serve hors dovers (sp?) including guac for Civic Night (NOT Honda) and those little wieners wrapped in dough. BRB, need to go wipe something off something

The Choosey begger · 10-10-2016, 06:53 PM

Mama Anna must be having fun right now, drinking her wine and interacting with an audience of horny guys... Lol

UncleWede · 10-10-2016, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by anglo

Mama Anna must be having fun right now, drinking her wine and interacting with an audience of horny guys... Lol

Cheetos and beer, please keep her honor straight

Aatish · 10-10-2016, 06:59 PM

Lups doesn't seem like the wine type.

jtodd_fl · 10-10-2016, 07:17 PM

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Precisely! It's why I come here. If I wanted smart intelligent dialog, I'd... well... did I mention that's why I am here?

Edit: Let's just say that I didn't click on "I need a man" expecting to find a rebuttal to the concepts of phenomenological ontology laid out in Sartre's Being and Nothingness.

Lol fucker.

Well, it did what was needed, solid advice was given and analyzed and a conclusion was reached.

Thank god we are not single Jt

No shit. Thank God I'm not single.

Lups · 10-10-2016, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Lups Are you still messing up the Guacamole??? You never asked for any more pointers after I gave the recipe, I thought that meant you did it right.

Heading over to my parents' house to help serve hors dovers (sp?) including guac for Civic Night (NOT Honda) and those little wieners wrapped in dough. BRB, need to go wipe something off something

I did, and I do often! But sadly at our summer house town the ingredients are not available and I'm a bad shopper. I did thank you for your tips once, and I mist do it again. It is sad that it takes here four days to get the avocadoes ripe for serving.
Yes, more tips. Its takes about two weeks to get the right stuff here, but I have the staff at my store well trained.

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Originally Posted by anglo

Mama Anna must be having fun right now, drinking her wine and interacting with an audience of horny guys... Lol

I missed you, how are you?

I've been stuck building my friend a cottage for the weekend, I just am seriously tired. I have now a four day break so just go for it. I'll be up in three hours again

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Cheetos and beer, please keep her honor straight

Single malt. Dude it's like we ain't hair brushing buddies at all...

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Lups doesn't seem like the wine type.

Red while at our cabin. Otherwise not so much. You're reading me right.

The Choosey begger · 10-10-2016, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I did, and I do often! But sadly at our summer house town the ingredients are not available and I'm a bad shopper. I did thank you for your tips once, and I mist do it again. It is sad that it takes here four days to get the avocadoes ripe for serving.
Yes, more tips. Its takes about two weeks to get the right stuff here, but I have the staff at my store well trained.

I missed you, how are you?

I've been stuck building my friend a cottage for the weekend, I just am seriously tired. I have now a four day break so just go for it. I'll be up in three hours again

Single malt. Dude it's like we ain't hair brushing buddies at all...

Red while at our cabin. Otherwise not so much. You're reading me right.

I knew it, a bottle a night?

Lups · 10-10-2016, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

No shit. Thank God I'm not single.

Not single old men like us belong in the ssott.

But seriously, I wouldn't date me, nor would I ever ever recommend anyone dating a person like me.

So, what to say to our kids, or even worse, our siblings in the matter?

My husband reads me all to well, and all of my life is perfect (if I don't go fuck it up) but I'm 34, 11 years older and I have zero advice to give.

This is page 10 (not more i hope) and nobody has had anything more than tits to post?

I'm telling you, we will have cats as grandkids. That'll be furry.

Lups · 10-10-2016, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by anglo

I knew it, a bottle a night?

Yes. Or just got home, showered, reading work stuff for tomorrow and I'll be up with the kids in two hours to send him to school and then I'll be free for 15 minutes before I have to go for a run with the dogs.

I know you have the nice guy in you, and I'm not sure why you need to be a bitch towards me, but wanna keep going? It works for me too.

Edit. Tuesday at 2.30am here, so anglo is really, really right here

The Choosey begger · 10-10-2016, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Yes. Or just got home, showered, reading work stuff for tomorrow and I'll be up with the kids in two hours to send him to school and then I'll be free for 15 minutes before I have to go for a run with the dogs.

I know you have the nice guy in you, and I'm not sure why you need to be a bitch towards me, but wanna keep going? It works for me too.

You're getting mad, i'll stop.

Aatish · 10-10-2016, 07:41 PM

My aunt and I were talking about my niece a few days ago, since we're both the "outsiders" of the family, dating/family wise...

She's actively pushing her daughter (3 year old) to be open minded about her sexual orientation. My aunt is awesome.

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