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      09-27-2016, 09:03 PM   #39755
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
It's instrumental in the production of a yummy tuna sandwich.
Little sweet relish with that tuna and mayo...?
Ew, what??
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
It's instrumental in the production of a yummy tuna sandwich.
Little sweet relish with that tuna and mayo...?
Ew, what??
You've never tried that?!?!

It's sooooo good, when I'm in the mood for tuna.
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
It's instrumental in the production of a yummy tuna sandwich.
Little sweet relish with that tuna and mayo...?
Ew, what??
You've never tried that?!?!

It's sooooo good, when I'm in the mood for tuna.
Hmm I dunno about that...
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      09-27-2016, 10:21 PM   #39759
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
It's instrumental in the production of a yummy tuna sandwich.
Little sweet relish with that tuna and mayo...?
I feel ill just reading that
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      09-27-2016, 10:23 PM   #39760
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
It's instrumental in the production of a yummy tuna sandwich.
Little sweet relish with that tuna and mayo...?
I feel ill just reading that
EtTu???

Must be a South thing.
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      09-27-2016, 10:32 PM   #39761
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
It's instrumental in the production of a yummy tuna sandwich.
Little sweet relish with that tuna and mayo...?
I feel ill just reading that
EtTu???

Must be a South thing.
Or a cranky old fart thing
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
It's instrumental in the production of a yummy tuna sandwich.
Little sweet relish with that tuna and mayo...?
I feel ill just reading that
EtTu???

Must be a South thing.
Or a cranky old fart thing
Why you gotta attack shoei like that?!?!
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The number of taste buds decreases as you age. Each remaining taste bud also begins to shrink. Sensitivity to the 5 tastes often declines after age 60
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      09-27-2016, 11:25 PM   #39764
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They include relish. So, it can't just be him.
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      09-27-2016, 11:42 PM   #39765
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@Aatish Do you drink a lot in the evenings? Just curious
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I actually don't drink. Just start losing it when I'm tired.
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      09-28-2016, 12:00 AM   #39768
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I actually don't drink. Just start losing it when I'm tired.
Yeah, I knew you probably don't drink. I don't either.
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Tara, it seems on your tuna-pic that you have painted artificial eyebrows...??
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http://starkist.com/products/lunch-to-go®-chunk-light

They include relish. So, it can't just be him.
I mean, you're basically making tartar sauce (mayo + relish), which is a normal condiment for fish.

I'm with you ASBSECU E93, I have a dab of mayo + relish on a fish sandwich a couple times a week. Flame suit on.
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      09-28-2016, 07:43 AM   #39774
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http://starkist.com/products/lunch-to-go®-chunk-light

They include relish. So, it can't just be him.
I mean, you're basically making tartar sauce (mayo + relish), which is a normal condiment for fish.

I'm with you ASBSECU E93, I have a dab of mayo + relish on a fish sandwich a couple times a week. Flame suit on.
It could be worse - we could be talking about ketchup potato chips again.....

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Ketchup chips are the shit.
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