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      11-11-2016, 06:17 AM   #42637
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If you would have stuck your tongue out all the BP girls would have added you to their spank bank.
Damn..., so what did I end up in, the pump dump?

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Because... chicks love hairy pube tongue combo...?
Well you're the chick here..., you just said that as a question like you're expecting us to know. This is why you're here, to answer our important questions.



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      11-11-2016, 08:06 AM   #42638
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nope.......
I see your situation my friend and of course the fool from Belgium with the name Philippe can help you..

Look and read my lips...

1- Sara
She's a fake blonde , because she was born with red hair .
Sara is obsessed by her ass while it actually looks sexy , I love the rear view of her gap.
She would die to get another new pair of Louboutins and of course she loves to walk on high heels .
She loves dudes with a love bank account.

2- Biorin
She's a smart ass chick,little but cute , she came in the piture with a mustache and a fake nose in Tara's interview thread .
It was kinda smart camouflage from Biorin..

I was asked as well for the interview with Tara , several times ...But my English really sucks because I sound like Schwarzenegger , but I'm worse !

3- Tara (bimmette)
She's a beautiful Asian soccer chick with character , loves to mod her E93 335i .
She has her personal TVTARA channel on Youtube => https://www.youtube.com/user/TVTara
But actually I'm death for her (that's what she said to me) because I was not really kind with her (while I was joking) ..So we have a kinda love/hate relation on BP.
But I'm sure after the rain comes sunshine ...
Here is Tara's OT members interview thread => http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1140833

4- Anna (lups)
I was more than a year afraid of her , no joke my friend !
But finally I figured out that she is a "real blonde angel" from Finland sent by God to me...
She talks like a real man with balls ....Yes balls ! But deep in my heart I felt friendly BP love from her , because I heard her friendly voice in Tara's interview while I thought she was a barbarian ..
So I was wrong about her ...and finally she asked me to be her poolboy !
I said to her... The water is too cold in Finland ,it would shrink my dick...
She can handle the winter in Finland like a piece of cake , this means she's really strong !
This was from yesterday with Anna #2988-89-90-91-92 => http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...p;amp;page=136

AMEN !
I don't appreciate "mustache camouflage" - my mustache is REAL! I have worked for years to grow such a lush stache despite my Asian genes.
Oh hello there my fellow Asian friend..
What kind of chinky are you?
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you're like, the cocaine godmother of BP.
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      11-11-2016, 08:07 AM   #42639
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If you would have stuck your tongue out all the BP girls would have added you to their spank bank.
Damn..., so what did I end up in, the pump dump?

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Because... chicks love hairy pube tongue combo...?
Well you're the chick here..., you just said that as a question like you're expecting us to know. This is why you're here, to answer our important questions.



DO YOU LIKE MY CHIN PUBES ACCOMPANIED BY MY MOUTH LIMB OR NAH MA.
NAH.

I'm really ticklish.
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you're like, the cocaine godmother of BP.
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I see your situation my friend and of course the fool from Belgium with the name Philippe can help you..

Look and read my lips...

1- Sara
She's a fake blonde , because she was born with red hair .
Sara is obsessed by her ass while it actually looks sexy , I love the rear view of her gap.
She would die to get another new pair of Louboutins and of course she loves to walk on high heels .
She loves dudes with a love bank account.

2- Biorin
She's a smart ass chick,little but cute , she came in the piture with a mustache and a fake nose in Tara's interview thread .
It was kinda smart camouflage from Biorin..

I was asked as well for the interview with Tara , several times ...But my English really sucks because I sound like Schwarzenegger , but I'm worse !

3- Tara (bimmette)
She's a beautiful Asian soccer chick with character , loves to mod her E93 335i .
She has her personal TVTARA channel on Youtube => https://www.youtube.com/user/TVTara
But actually I'm death for her (that's what she said to me) because I was not really kind with her (while I was joking) ..So we have a kinda love/hate relation on BP.
But I'm sure after the rain comes sunshine ...
Here is Tara's OT members interview thread => http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1140833

4- Anna (lups)
I was more than a year afraid of her , no joke my friend !
But finally I figured out that she is a "real blonde angel" from Finland sent by God to me...
She talks like a real man with balls ....Yes balls ! But deep in my heart I felt friendly BP love from her , because I heard her friendly voice in Tara's interview while I thought she was a barbarian ..
So I was wrong about her ...and finally she asked me to be her poolboy !
I said to her... The water is too cold in Finland ,it would shrink my dick...
She can handle the winter in Finland like a piece of cake , this means she's really strong !
This was from yesterday with Anna #2988-89-90-91-92 => http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...57832&page=136

AMEN !
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Very impressive listing friend

I'm not surprised at all that he was able to come up with this list. What DOES surprise me however, is that he missed a few of the female members. That is what truly shocks me.
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nope.......
I see your situation my friend and of course the fool from Belgium with the name Philippe can help you..

Look and read my lips...

1- Sara
She's a fake blonde , because she was born with red hair .
Sara is obsessed by her ass while it actually looks sexy , I love the rear view of her gap.
She would die to get another new pair of Louboutins and of course she loves to walk on high heels .
She loves dudes with a love bank account.

2- Biorin
She's a smart ass chick,little but cute , she came in the piture with a mustache and a fake nose in Tara's interview thread .
It was kinda smart camouflage from Biorin..

I was asked as well for the interview with Tara , several times ...But my English really sucks because I sound like Schwarzenegger , but I'm worse !

3- Tara (bimmette)
She's a beautiful Asian soccer chick with character , loves to mod her E93 335i .
She has her personal TVTARA channel on Youtube =&amp;amp;amp;gt; https://www.youtube.com/user/TVTara
But actually I'm death for her (that's what she said to me) because I was not really kind with her (while I was joking) ..So we have a kinda love/hate relation on BP.
But I'm sure after the rain comes sunshine ...
Here is Tara's OT members interview thread =&amp;amp;amp;gt; http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1140833

4- Anna (lups)
I was more than a year afraid of her , no joke my friend !
But finally I figured out that she is a "real blonde angel" from Finland sent by God to me...
She talks like a real man with balls ....Yes balls ! But deep in my heart I felt friendly BP love from her , because I heard her friendly voice in Tara's interview while I thought she was a barbarian ..
So I was wrong about her ...and finally she asked me to be her poolboy !
I said to her... The water is too cold in Finland ,it would shrink my dick...
She can handle the winter in Finland like a piece of cake , this means she's really strong !
This was from yesterday with Anna #2988-89-90-91-92 =&amp;amp;amp;gt; http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...p;amp;page=136

AMEN !
I don't appreciate "mustache camouflage" - my mustache is REAL! I have worked for years to grow such a lush stache despite my Asian genes.
Oh hello there my fellow Asian friend..
What kind of chinky are you?
I'm a chino Latino...
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I'm not surprised at all that he was able to come up with this list. What DOES surprise me however, is that he missed a few of the female members. That is what truly shocks me.


Good to see the incessant leg humping hasn't abated in my absence.
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Can you say sleeper....
Needs more rubber.


That's what she said.


Oh.
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      11-11-2016, 09:04 AM   #42646
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Shit cracked me up too!
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Bro every time I see that sig I remember the thread. They need to bring that thread back.
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Why does Mike Jones repeat the same 3 lines, 3 times during his 9-line verse?
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You really are only 73% black, aren't you?
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