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      11-14-2016, 09:39 AM   #42835
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Aatish - need your help (yes, I'm stereotyping for sure) - my wife is making butter chicken again, just the standard butter chicken with the PC sauce in a bottle.

While I do like butter chicken penne, I don't love how bland it is. I've tried adding red pepper flakes for a little heat and it's ok, but the flakes are dry and tend to stay dry. Anything else you'd recommend that I could add to my portion just to give it a little spice? Any favourites?
For spice, add either red chili powder or fresh cut chili while cooking the base. Coriander, cumin, and a little turmeric powder will also help.

Those sauces usually have a lot of filler (water), so reducing it a bit will help. If you need a bit of sweetness, a tad bit tomato ketchup does wonders.
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Alternatively, take some oil and a sauce pan. Heat it up and add red chili flake or fresh chili or both, coriander, cumin, and turmeric. Once is starts popping, take it off heat and pour directly into your portion of butter chicken.

Quick and dirty, but effective.
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Ask silvergray545 he'll fill you in. I'm busy with YTD reports and Canada Goose purchase contemplation, this morning.
Super warm. Definitely recommend Goose.
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The French know how to party.

Open bar wedding reception from 6-2am... and they thought that was early to turn in. Apparently they party until 5-6am. Still not recovered.

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This is very true. I recall it being heavily frowned upon to show up anywhere before 12am, and there are essentially entire clubs in France dedicated to being the place to go party after the first club closes at 4am. Sounds like an excellent wedding!
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Super warm. Definitely recommend Goose.

The sig of greatness endureth forever.


I pulled the trigger on 3; a hybridge lite hoody in graphite, a Bromely bomber in military green, and my favorite - a Wyndham parka in Niagara grape.


Needless to say, those were Xmas gifts to myself and I won't be buying anything until Springtime. It literally threw a flag on my CC account.


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Long story short, he basically almost fucked a tranny.

uuufff?
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This is very true. I recall it being heavily frowned upon to show up anywhere before 12am, and there are essentially entire clubs in France dedicated to being the place to go party after the first club closes at 4am. Sounds like an excellent wedding!
It was a lot of fun. Apparently their reception in France had dinner finishing up around midnight, then the party started. They also went through something like 100 bottles of champagne for ~80 guests.
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Uhhh, how do you almost fuck a tranny.



It's out now, more details.
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He matched with some girls that liked sending selfies, if you know what I mean.
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I kid, I kid.

He matched with some girls that liked sending selfies, if you know what I mean.
Had to block them both, for obvious reasons.
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Had to block them both, for obvious reasons.
The struggle....
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Their dicks were bigger than yours?
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Wait....were these lady boys..?

Asking for a friend.
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Wait....were these lady boys..?

Asking for a friend.
There is no such thing as chicks with dicks. It's dudes with boobs....
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This is very true. I recall it being heavily frowned upon to show up anywhere before 12am, and there are essentially entire clubs in France dedicated to being the place to go party after the first club closes at 4am. Sounds like an excellent wedding!
It was a lot of fun. Apparently their reception in France had dinner finishing up around midnight, then the party started. They also went through something like 100 bottles of champagne for ~80 guests.
Remind me not to marry a French person if I want to avoid bankruptcy.
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I pulled the trigger on 3; a hybridge lite hoody in graphite, a Bromely bomber in military green, and my favorite - a Wyndham parka in Niagara grape.


Needless to say, those were Xmas gifts to myself and I won't be buying anything until Springtime. It literally threw a flag on my CC account.


Fucking eh?
That's... an aggressive approach to winter wear. I have Niagara grape myself.
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That's... an aggressive approach to winter wear. I have Niagara grape myself.
Yeah, can't fit any of my old jackets anymore since I've lost so much weight and I wanted something to fit my physique, since my waist is small and my shoulders/chest are massive. I'll be able to use these for some time.
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That's... an aggressive approach to winter wear. I have Niagara grape myself.
Yeah, can't fit any of my old jackets anymore since I've lost so much weight and I wanted something to fit my physique, since my waist is small and my shoulders/chest are massive. I'll be able to use these for some time.
And by massive - you mean solid B cup?!?!
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