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      12-21-2011, 03:54 PM   #23
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"They WILL be here"
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      12-21-2011, 07:57 PM   #26
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      12-21-2011, 09:34 PM   #27
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      12-21-2011, 10:02 PM   #28
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"Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."


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^ Super Troopers

"Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."


...I know it's a long quote, but it's better as a whole.
Fight Club.

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      12-22-2011, 08:55 AM   #30
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" Death? What you all know about death? "
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      12-22-2011, 09:05 AM   #31
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^ Neverending Story. Back to childhood for that one! :P

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"That little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy"
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      12-22-2011, 08:34 PM   #39
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Would you prefer I slip her in the night deposit box at the funeral home?
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After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.
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After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

The usual suspects...

"I think I just came... didn't you feel it?"

new rule....no google! lol
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"I think I just came... didn't you feel it?"

new rule....no google! lol
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"You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger darling"
Inception

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