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      01-13-2017, 11:20 AM   #45277
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It's always the nice dudes... Like every time they catch a serial killer, all their neighbors say the same shit... "He was such a nice man... Always out in the garage working on his overweight convertible car, making his rounds feeding his livestock... Animals would always bleat and bray late at night with the faint sounds of Marvin Gaye's - Let's Get It On emanating from the darkness of his barn..."
When I asked him "What's with all the Marvin Gaye late in the night?"

He noted that - and I quote verbatim - "It helps with my arthiritis when I'm wrenching."


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I guess that time we shared baked beans and i purposefully had the top up means NOTHING now?!?!
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      01-13-2017, 11:22 AM   #45278
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It's always the nice dudes... Like every time they catch a serial killer, all their neighbors say the same shit... "He was such a nice man... Always out in the garage working on his overweight convertible car, making his rounds feeding his livestock... Animals would always bleat and bray late at night with the faint sounds of Marvin Gaye's - Let's Get It On emanating from the darkness of his barn..."
When I asked him "What's with all the Marvin Gaye late in the night?"

He noted that - and I quote verbatim - "It helps with my arthiritis when I'm wrenching."


RIIIIGGGHHHTT
....aaannnddd YOU too?!?!

I guess that time we shared baked beans and i purposefully had the top up means NOTHING now?!?!
When you gas him with weapons of mass destruction, one tends to sway to the side where he won't die from Agent Orange...
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      01-13-2017, 11:22 AM   #45279
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They say what happens on the farm, stays on the farm.



Let's all have a moment of silence for Waffles.
WTF happened to Waffles ASBSECU E93 ?

We demand answers!!

You didn't leave shoei with him, did you?
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When you gas him with weapons of mass destruction, one tends to sway to the side where he won't die from Agent Orange...
You rang?
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      01-13-2017, 11:30 AM   #45281
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....aaannnddd YOU too?!?!

I guess that time we shared baked beans and i purposefully had the top up means NOTHING now?!?!
..., I can still taste it in my mouth.


Side question; How are things in Fletcher, NC? Place is looking for a tooling engineer out there, but I'm not sure what I'd do with the house. It's roughly 200 miles from here.
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      01-13-2017, 11:31 AM   #45282
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Yeah asb is 60 plus
That's why he's buddy-buddy with Axius, Axius makes him feel youthful again. Lol
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      01-13-2017, 11:31 AM   #45283
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They say what happens on the farm, stays on the farm.



Let's all have a moment of silence for Waffles.
WTF happened to Waffles ASBSECU E93 ?

We demand answers!!

You didn't leave shoei with him, did you?
Fuq'n county ordinance on Farms and vicinity to city limits.

I had to take them to my parents farm
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That's why he's buddy-buddy with Axius, Axius makes him feel youthful again. Lol
That's how I feel around all my friends, literally hang out with no one my own age. Everyone is at least 35+.


It actually helps make me feel youthful. It's gonna suck putting them all in nursing homes, just hope all this hard work will pay off and I get put in some wills.
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....aaannnddd YOU too?!?!

I guess that time we shared baked beans and i purposefully had the top up means NOTHING now?!?!
..., I can still taste it in my mouth.


Side question; How are things in Fletcher, NC? Place is looking for a tooling engineer out there, but I'm not sure what I'd do with the house. It's roughly 200 miles from here.
Fletcher NC is basically Arden, and is 20 minutes from downtown Asheville.

Great place - GREAT food and beer as you know. Lots of outdoor things to do and great roads for the bike.

Cost of living is high because of the R/E.

You could always rent your house write off any expenses against the income...
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Fuq'n county ordinance on Farms and vicinity to city limits.

I had to take them to my parents farm
You'd think fun'n politicians would have better things to do than displace Waffles.
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Fletcher NC is basically Arden, and is 20 minutes from downtown Asheville.

Great place - GREAT food and beer as you know. Lots of outdoor things to do and great roads for the bike.

Cost of living is high because of the R/E.

You could always rent your house write off any expenses against the income...
Good to know, thanks!

I'm in a toss up, part of me would like to find a new venture, but then the other part of me is reminding me that my current company is taking very good care of the situation and happily keeping me employed...
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Axius - Remember, once you get past the food and beer, and the locale....Asheville is a very small place with a limited social nightlife and a high cost of living relative to the average wage paid.

It's also very eclectic in that your beliefs in the ability to carry personal protections devices is not so well received....
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MKSixer - they don't care about Waffles or the baby goats (BB and CC)
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MKSixer - they don't care about Waffles or the baby goats (BB and CC)
Fuq'rs.
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I do enjoy being social and running around like a gun toting lunatic...,



I asked if I could go work at the facility in Poland but haven't gotten a response yet.
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I had to take them to my parents farm
Wait, you live on a farm? And we call your cars pigs? LMFAO this is great!

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That's how I feel around all my friends, literally hang out with no one my own age. Everyone is at least 35+.


It actually helps make me feel youthful. It's gonna suck putting them all in nursing homes, just hope all this hard work will pay off and I get put in some wills.

He'll leave you all his farm animals.
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He'll leave you all his farm animals.
I'm okay with that. There's two empty bedrooms in the house that could use tenants.
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I do enjoy being social and running around like a gun toting lunatic...,



I asked if I could go work at the facility in Poland but haven't gotten a response yet.
Im sure Poland will welcome you and all you're weapons with open arms.
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I'm okay with that. There's two empty bedrooms in the house that could use tenants.
You gonna run into the same problem Asb is having right now, No farm animals within the city limits.
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