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      06-13-2015, 11:48 PM   #9065
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I saw the video while back,
BAC is a 1 of closest to the racecar.


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Lups - the following video provides you with the answer. Just go buy one of these and forever be the top Queen Bee at every track you can find...ENJOY

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      06-14-2015, 12:03 AM   #9066
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I saw the video while back,
BAC is a 1 of closest to the racecar.
Sup prenna?
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      06-14-2015, 12:06 AM   #9067
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Sup prenna?
Nothing much. Rt hand hurts and just browsing here while watchig TV on a pc.
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      06-14-2015, 12:17 AM   #9068
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Nothing much. Rt hand hurts and just browsing here while watchig TV on a pc.
We are the cool kids.
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      06-14-2015, 12:27 AM   #9069
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Of course we are!


my rt hand is inside the bucket of ice water. sorry for typos and non cap letter.
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Of course we are!


my rt hand is inside the bucket of ice water. sorry for typos and non cap letter.
Rt hand?

Dude my writing sucks enough your minor mishaps will not count!

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      06-14-2015, 12:38 AM   #9071
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Rt hand?

Dude my writing sucks enough your minor mishaps will not count!

lol. now it is inside the braces. taken meds, hope it gets better fast.
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      06-14-2015, 12:47 AM   #9072
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lol. now it is inside the braces. taken meds, hope it gets better fast.
In the mean time, ssot!



I hope it heals fast. I hate this day already, so you being a cribble actually makes me feel better about my well kicked ass.

Sorry, this is my maximum effort to sympathy. Damn jb4. Damn penis carriers. Damn Ymb.
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      06-14-2015, 12:55 AM   #9073
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In the mean time, ssot!



I hope it heals fast. I hate this day already, so you being a cribble actually makes me feel better about my well kicked ass.

Sorry, this is my maximum effort to sympathy. Damn jb4. Damn penis carriers. Damn Ymb.
i assume it is a dude (p.carrier) on YMB w/ jb4 mod who pissed u off?
or u did jb4 and ur dyno (as u posted) had little change?
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      06-14-2015, 12:59 AM   #9074
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      06-14-2015, 01:03 AM   #9075
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i assume it is a dude (p.carrier) on YMB w/ jb4 mod who pissed u off?
or u did jb4 and ur dyno (as u posted) had little change?
Haha, yup!

His car pulled 85 more whp, and a good old 110 more torque. He beat me so bad, my ass is going to be red for a week.

Sure, Peter's non conventional breakin run has turned him into a power beast, but still, ego in bits. And I'm trying to reason between getting a tune and actually loving my usable car.

I know! My problems are well timed. Now you know what real pain is and you can stop icing the hand.



Oh fuck. A man in an Ymb pulled those higher figures, I was spanked. Peter is a raisin now.

@difficulthandle what's a NOS?
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Drag winner is basically "who spent most $ into the car."
take him to circuit and race 20+ laps. his modded car will heat up or he will make mistake.
After that , he will start calling u Queen of Flying Finn, and his weewee will shrink off.
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      06-14-2015, 01:30 AM   #9077
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Drag winner is basically "who spent most $ into the car."
take him to circuit and race 20+ laps. his modded car will heat up or he will make mistake.
After that , he will start calling u Queen of Flying Finn, and his weewee will shrink off.
Dude I just have it too damn good today. This is it, kill the sil, or be mad about this. The pacifist I me demanded I would use my energy on this instead of going after her with a fork.

The man drives more the american style than I, I wouldn't get happy by beating him.

Still, 85. Damn.

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      06-14-2015, 01:56 AM   #9078
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You now what sucks? Emptying my robot vacuum. It should empty itself!!! Arghhh
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You now what sucks? Emptying my robot vacuum. It should empty itself!!! Arghhh
Yeah, I know! I mean I bought one because I'm lazy. Now I have to do stuff again? It truly is wrong!
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would a 335i or a G37 make a good first car or are they too powerful?
ive been driving a 316i F30 so i guess not exactly a "first car" to learn to drive but 300hp vs the 130 or so in the 316i
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would a 335i or a G37 make a good first car or are they too powerful?
ive been driving a 316i F30 so i guess not exactly a "first car" to learn to drive but 300hp vs the 130 or so in the 316i
Do you have money in the bank to maintain a 335? If not, the G37 is good.
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Do you have money in the bank to maintain a 335? If not, the G37 is good.
I guess I was lucky - my E93 335 was bulletproof...
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Do you have money in the bank to maintain a 335? If not, the G37 is good.
I guess I was lucky - my E93 335 was bulletproof...
Yes, lucky.
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Beautiful day today in Vice City, probably go for a spirited (in a 328 haha) drive, get some shopping done (need new kicks) and get home before the final episode of GOT tonight. Maybe watch San Andreas after drive?
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Do you have money in the bank to maintain a 335? If not, the G37 is good.
depends, how much money are we talking about?
i mean, after all its a relatively old car?

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Beautiful day today in Vice City, probably go for a spirited (in a 328 haha) drive, get some shopping done (need new kicks) and get home before the final episode of GOT tonight. Maybe watch San Andreas after drive?
i never knew vice city was an actual place, or a movie named san andreas was out...
add liberty city to that post and you'd have the full gta experience lol
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