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      07-13-2015, 01:59 PM   #11463
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How are you Sara ? And how was your weekend ?
Very "eventful."
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Right on queue. Go to work Balki!

Tell Sara where you'd take her on a romantic date.
Working on it my friend .
BTW....I told her..."I've crossed oceans of time to find you" ... from the Bram Stoker's movie you know...
But sadly the result was that she said only ..."I like that" while I expected more..
Perhaps I'm joking too much on here with my English accent and without filters .
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Right on queue. Go to work Balki!

Tell Sara where you'd take her on a romantic date.
Working on it my friend .
BTW....I told her..."I've crossed oceans of time to find you" ... from the Bram Stoker's movie you know...
But sadly the result was that she said only ..."I like that" while I expected more..
Perhaps I'm joking too much on here with my English accent and without filters .
I thought you won't leave Belgium.
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More jokes will help !
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      07-13-2015, 02:05 PM   #11469
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Working on it my friend .
BTW....I told her..."I've crossed oceans of time to find you" ... from the Bram Stoker's movie you know...
But sadly the result was that she said only ..."I like that" while I expected more..
Perhaps I'm joking too much on here with my English accent and without filters .
I'm still waiting on a picture of you. Do you look like Robert Downey Jr by chance?
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      07-13-2015, 02:08 PM   #11470
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Working on it my friend .
BTW....I told her..."I've crossed oceans of time to find you" ... from the Bram Stoker's movie you know...
But sadly the result was that she said only ..."I like that" while I expected more..
Perhaps I'm joking too much on here with my English accent and without filters .
I'm still waiting on a picture of you. Do you look like Robert Downey Jr by chance?
Really? He'll cross oceans for you, done unspeakable things with your pic, but can't send you one image of himself?
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      07-13-2015, 02:11 PM   #11471
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Very "eventful."
Just done with the download of the movie => "The Age Of Adaline" .
So I'm going to watch the movie now...Did you saw that movie Sara ?
I'll be back ...
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Really? He'll cross oceans for you, done unspeakable things with your pic, but can't send you one image of himself?
We could be talking to a Chris Farley look a like for all we know.


M-Belgium, just giving you a hard time buddy. But come on! Show us girls what you look like ...pllleeeeaaaaassseeeee
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Just done with the download of the movie => "The Age Of Adaline" .
So I'm going to watch the movie now...Did you saw that movie Sara ?
I'll be back ...
I dont recall that I have.
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Really? He'll cross oceans for you, done unspeakable things with your pic, but can't send you one image of himself?
We could be talking to a Chris Farley look a like for all we know.
Or a 13 year old. Hormonal surge would be about the same.
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      07-13-2015, 02:15 PM   #11475
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I'm still waiting on a picture of you. Do you look like Robert Downey Jr by chance?
Pffff....I'm mutch better looking than him , he's only an amateur !
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Pffff....I'm mutch better looking than him , he's only an amateur !
Show me! You can PM me if you feel more comfortable. We are just curious.
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      07-13-2015, 02:22 PM   #11477
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Or a 13 year old. Hormonal surge would be about the same.
Reverse your number , that would be mutch closer to the reality number .
Would love to go back to age 13 , because at that age I had fantastic wet dreams !
Talking about hormones...
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Reverse your number , that would be mutch closer to the reality number .
31, plus or minus what?


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Would love to go back to age 13
The only thing good about being 13 is not having to pay taxes.
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Show me! You can PM me if you feel more comfortable. We are just curious.
No you are curious Sara...The longer the wait...The better I will look to you .
So who knows of what can happen...
Time for my movie now....So this can cool down .
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No you are curious Sara...The longer the wait...The better I will look to you .
So who knows of what can happen...
Time for my movie now....So this can cool down .
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Really? He'll cross oceans for you, done unspeakable things with your pic, but can't send you one image of himself?
See you coming there my friend .
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No you are curious Sara...The longer the wait...The better I will look to you .
So who knows of what can happen...
Time for my movie now....So this can cool down .
You sure you're not a 17 year old girl? You sure tease like one.
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You sure you're not a 17 year old girl? You sure tease like one.
I know you are a joker too , so I don't mind .
Need to say your strategy works to fish after information ..
I confess you are really good my friend...But not with me .
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I know you are a joker too , so I don't mind .
Need to say your strategy works to fish after information ..
I confess you are really good my friend...But not with me .
But I'm not saying anything that isn't true...
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