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      07-21-2015, 08:07 PM   #12167
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If we've moved onto birds...I have a couple (20) buzzards that think the dog toys are dead animals

Every morning....they hop around the yard and/or roost on the fence or the barn pecking at the chew toys (old soccer balls)...HILARIOUS!
LOL. if we do, UncleWede got the head start. I gotta start building the bird trap.
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If we've moved onto birds...I have a couple (20) buzzards that think the dog toys are dead animals

Every morning....they hop around the yard and/or roost on the fence or the barn pecking at the chew toys (old soccer balls)...HILARIOUS!
In my language, we call horrible old farts (female) kotka (an eagle). Would you like me to start posting pics of my sil?
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      07-21-2015, 09:13 PM   #12169
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In my language, we call horrible old farts (female) kotka (an eagle). Would you like me to start posting pics of my sil?
Or, next time she sleeps on a sofa, just put your feet next to her face, and take a photo.

I learned a new word "kotka." It kinda reminds me of the word jotka.
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Or, next time she sleeps on a sofa, just put your feet next to her face, and take a photo.

I learned a new word "kotka." It kinda reminds me of the word jotka.
Jotka is also Finnish.

Yeah, jotka kotka. I am so fucking done.
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      07-21-2015, 09:35 PM   #12171
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Jotka is also Finnish.

Yeah, jotka kotka. I am so fucking done.
Couples more days left.
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Couples more days left.
Yeah, a couple. Months with my luck.

Thanks Prenna for your help, I am now writing an entry abt this.
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In my language, we call horrible old farts (female) kotka (an eagle). Would you like me to start posting pics of my sil?
Will she pose with your shoe? If so - YES!!!
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Will she pose with your shoe? If so - YES!!!
You're willing to risk my freedom (okay, internet connection) by making me go talk to her?!

Man, you are a competitive one. Just because you lost the hair length round, don't try to get me locked up!
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I just checked the MLB standing. Rockies are 11.5 games behind. :*(
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I'm brewing up an exciting new interview if anyone is awake...
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I'm brewing up an exciting new interview if anyone is awake...
awake and waiting.
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^^ what he said!!
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awake and waiting.
It's gonna be another 30 minutes. Uploading to YouTube is slow.
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It's gonna be another 30 minutes. Uploading to YouTube is slow.
Well, a name would help!
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Well, a name would help!
Naaaah
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I'm a total n00b because I had no idea who the axiom was up until this interview...
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I'm a total n00b because I had no idea who the axiom was up until this interview...
Yeah you are still a noob. An infamous noob though.
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