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      10-09-2015, 02:28 PM   #15665
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You betcha, that's about all us old fawks have to hang on to nowadays. That and our Depends.
Hey, I've worn em before. They don't say you guys are old and wise for nothing.


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      10-09-2015, 02:30 PM   #15666
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Totally unfamiliar, sorry.


I just called a client and she started telling me about her pap smear results...
You're in Connecticut. I am first to say that I have stumbled upon many cocks there. It was winter, though.


Also, pap smear is ebonics for jelly spread, fyi.
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      10-09-2015, 06:58 PM   #15667
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We regularly kill the young roosters and eat them. Can't say as I've ever noticed a difference, but enough jalapenos and I can almost eat cow stomach (menudo)
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      10-10-2015, 09:24 PM   #15668
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I really appreciate the relative silence of OT so far this weekend - I'm getting so much work done!
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Hahaha yeah it's weird. Ghost town.
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      10-10-2015, 09:31 PM   #15670
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You're welcome
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      10-10-2015, 09:41 PM   #15671
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I was looking at your signature and think you should change it to:
"I'm always sunny, except for sudden unexpected thunderstorms!"
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      10-10-2015, 09:43 PM   #15672
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I was looking at your signature and think you should change it to:
"I'm always sunny, except for sudden unexpected thunderstorms!"
He's like the summers in Vietnam and (for some reason, sometimes) Paris. Sunny! Blue skies! All is great! MONSOON!!!!!! Sunny! Blue skies!
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      10-10-2015, 09:48 PM   #15673
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I was looking at your signature and think you should change it to:
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He's like the summers in Vietnam and (for some reason, sometimes) Paris. Sunny! Blue skies! All is great! MONSOON!!!!!! Sunny! Blue skies!
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      10-10-2015, 10:05 PM   #15674
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I was looking at your signature and think you should change it to:
"I'm always sunny, except for sudden unexpected thunderstorms!"
Another joke? :

It's a song, dur.
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      10-10-2015, 10:54 PM   #15676
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Biorin and bimmette - CFB season is upon the male species....OT is likely a ladies only forum for a short time frame.

You all discuss things such as sleep overs and pillow fights....the men will find their way back soon enough
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Hahaha yeah it's weird. Ghost town.
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Biorin and bimmette - CFB season is upon the male species....OT is likely a ladies only forum for a short time frame.

You all discuss things such as sleep overs and pillow fights....the men will find their way back soon enough
V for Victory!!

Anyone wanna talk about their estrogen levels? No...?
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      10-10-2015, 10:57 PM   #15679
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Joe - How's the weather in SW FL? I read some late night posts from you as well a few nights back (late for a East Coast person anyway)...
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      10-10-2015, 11:01 PM   #15680
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Joe - How's the weather in SW FL? I read some late night posts from you as well a few nights back (late for a East Coast person anyway)...
Fucking awesome today. I was working the grill this evening and didn't even break a sweat. You mean late for an old guy...

Damnit. I intended the tumbleweed gif to be my sole contribution to this thread. ...Pretty sneaky sis.
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Fucking awesome today. I was working the grill this evening and didn't even break a sweat. You mean late for an old guy...
...You're not old, cause that would mean I'm old....and I'M NOT OLD

My tenant arrived this weekend and will be in the property until April - and then promptly reminded me how AWESOME the forecast is for the next 10 days...
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...You're not old, cause that would mean I'm old....and I'M NOT OLD

My tenant arrived this weekend and will be in the property until April - and then promptly reminded me how AWESOME the forecast is for the next 10 days...
Yeah, we're solidly in the weather turn. In for 7-8 months of awesome!
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Biorin and bimmette - CFB season is upon the male species....OT is likely a ladies only forum for a short time frame.

You all discuss things such as sleep overs and pillow fights....the men will find their way back soon enough
Hmm that reminds me. I need a new pillow.
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Hmm that reminds me. I need a new pillow.
The thick fluffy ones are the way to go.
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Hmm that reminds me. I need a new pillow.
The thick fluffy ones are the way to go.
Actually, it's best to sleep without one and on your back.

I can't stand using a pillow when I sleep. I wake up with such a sore neck.
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Actually, it's best to sleep without one and on your back.

I can't stand using a pillow when I sleep. I wake up with such a sore neck.
Should probably cut back on giving bj's dude. Trust me, I don't wake up with sore necks anymore, and I can squat 475 from previous 300 in a matter of two days.
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