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      01-22-2015, 07:41 PM   #7899
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      01-23-2015, 06:46 AM   #7904
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comment...girlfriend_by/

It's not a picture, but a funny read I came across on Reddit this morning. Some of the comments at the bottom are priceless.
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Is it work safe? Never mind...I don't trust you enough anyways...I'll look at it later....
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      01-23-2015, 08:27 AM   #7906
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For once, it is work safe.


Kid meets girlfriends parents for first time. Pretends to not know what a potato is, father becomes enraged. Still pretends to not know what a potato is.
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      01-23-2015, 08:43 AM   #7907
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It's not a picture, but a funny read I came across on Reddit this morning. Some of the comments at the bottom are priceless.
I tried to read it, but the kid is either 12 years old and is trying to use big words in the wrong places, or he's a foreigner that's doing his best to type proper English. I barely made it through the first two paragraphs before I became annoyed.
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      01-23-2015, 08:46 AM   #7908
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It's not a picture, but a funny read I came across on Reddit this morning. Some of the comments at the bottom are priceless.



the whole premise that he didn't know what a potato was had me rolling.

i'm not sure why.


i should start reading reddit more
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      01-23-2015, 09:26 AM   #7909
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I tried to read it, but the kid is either 12 years old and is trying to use big words in the wrong places, or he's a foreigner that's doing his best to type proper English. I barely made it through the first two paragraphs before I became annoyed.
Yeah I wasn't exactly posting it as a grammatical feat of excellence, but the story itself is actually funny if you make it all the way through.


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the whole premise that he didn't know what a potato was had me rolling.

i'm not sure why.


i should start reading reddit more
I was literally crying this morning as I read the ending. The fact that he stuck to it and kept it up is incredible. I would have fessed up lol.


There's some pretty funny shit that pops up on there, I usually stumble on these on the front page.
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Yeah I wasn't exactly posting it as a grammatical feat of excellence, but the story itself is actually funny if you make it all the way through.




I was literally crying this morning as I read the ending. The fact that he stuck to it and kept it up is incredible. I would have fessed up lol.


There's some pretty funny shit that pops up on there, I usually stumble on these on the front page.




is there a certain section to see stuff like that? i'm not very familiar with reddit.
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      01-23-2015, 09:52 AM   #7911
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I tried to read it, but the kid is either 12 years old and is trying to use big words in the wrong places, or he's a foreigner that's doing his best to type proper English. I barely made it through the first two paragraphs before I became annoyed.




not everyone on the internet is a scholar such as yourself.

it's a joke, guy.
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      01-23-2015, 10:12 AM   #7912
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is there a certain section to see stuff like that? i'm not very familiar with reddit.
There's a TIFU (Today I fugged up), but most of the stories aren't as good as this one.

If you make a username, you can filter the "subreddits" that you like, and the most popular will show up on your front page. I usually do Science Facts, Today I learned, TIFU, Funny, Pics, News, and a few others.
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There's a TIFU (Today I fugged up), but most of the stories aren't as good as this one.

If you make a username, you can filter the "subreddits" that you like, and the most popular will show up on your front page. I usually do Science Facts, Today I learned, TIFU, Funny, Pics, News, and a few others.



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it's a joke, guy.
Please don't be rude to me.
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      01-26-2015, 05:07 PM   #7917
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Oh my - I didn't even realize that shirt said Canada. I'm thinking - who the F would wear a shirt like that?
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That's what it should look like afterwards - dark in the middle and red around the edges
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The other 2 are happy
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