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Verbiage · 05-19-2016, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Rides n whips? Dayum bro!

Haha, clearly you haven't seen his IG.

Dude's bankrolled lmao.

jtodd_fl · 05-19-2016, 11:34 AM

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Hey... Who's the brown guy?
- Actual Des Plaines police officer audio

"Probably a Mexican, over"

Roger. Says here he's "Indian". Ain't that what Bobby Knight and Larry Bird were, over?

Mywifes335 · 05-19-2016, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Haha, clearly you haven't seen his IG.

Dude's bankrolled lmao.

Please direct me to his IG. Aatish you Rollin Saudi Sultan Style?

1MOREMOD · 05-19-2016, 11:34 AM

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That's a sad gym when you have to COLLECT all the weights to get 112....

You're better off doing machines and body weight right?

1MOREMOD walks into a gym, sees that the Dumbbells only go up to 120lbs, grunts, calls the gym Curves, turns around and walks out. Never to return again.

Must have gym with Dumbbells over 200+.

I don't have that problem I just sit in the corner on a yoga mat and stretch while staring at women's butts.

Mywifes335 · 05-19-2016, 11:36 AM

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I don't have that problem I just sit in the corner on a yoga mat and stretch while staring at women's butts.

Then you're only working out two body parts.

Verbiage · 05-19-2016, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Please direct me to his IG. Aatish you Rollin Saudi Sultan Style?

Dammit I forgot it already. Aatish you never post anymore.

jtodd_fl · 05-19-2016, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

That's a sad gym when you have to COLLECT all the weights to get 112....

You're better off doing machines and body weight right?

1MOREMOD walks into a gym, sees that the Dumbbells only go up to 120lbs, grunts, calls the gym Curves, turns around and walks out. Never to return again.

Must have gym with Dumbbells over 200+.

I don't have that problem I just sit in the corner on a yoga mat and stretch while staring at women's butts.

You look like Mikael Barishnakov in your yoga pants?

bimmette · 05-19-2016, 11:44 AM

@Aatish let's see this IG

Aatish · 05-19-2016, 11:44 AM

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Please direct me to his IG. Aatish you Rollin Saudi Sultan Style?

Dammit I forgot it already. Aatish you never post anymore.

Loftyhammond

Mywifes335

jtodd_fl · 05-19-2016, 11:47 AM

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Loftyhammond

Mywifes335

I just remember the picture you posted here where the late model S class (550, if I'm guessing right) was the "cheap car" in the driveway. Seem to recall a Phantom and some variant of 911 and something else sporty... Getting old kills the memory.

Mr Tonka · 05-19-2016, 11:54 AM

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I thought that my comprehension of this post was completely lost until I was saved by the last paragraph.

Sorry went a little watts geek on ya. Watts is the best training metric you can use for cycling. Doesn't care about the wind, how you feel, if you're going down or up hill, etc... it's just the power you're creating by pedaling. Also the most accurate way to calculate calorie burn since calories can be converted into watts.

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Can you hook up a couple leads to your legs and a capacitor to store the electricity generated by the static coming from your Chewbacca legs? Then feed that energy back into a small electric motor attached to your bicycle wheel.

I wish. That reminds me, there was this local chick who was winning all the local races, but when she races in bigger races, she sucked it up.

I guess someone caught wind of something and filed a complaint with a race director one time. They took her bike apart and found a hidden motor in her seat tube which was turning gears attached to her bottom bracket. WTF? For local races, really!?!?! People suck.

She claimed she didn't know it was there and blamed it on her coach. lol

Mywifes335 · 05-19-2016, 11:58 AM

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Sorry went a little watts geek on ya. Watts is the best training metric you can use for cycling. Doesn't care about the wind, how you feel, if you're going down or up hill, etc... it's just the power you're creating by pedaling. Also the most accurate way to calculate calorie burn since calories can be converted into watts.

I wish. That reminds me, there was this local chick who was winning all the local races, but when she races in bigger races, she sucked it up.

I guess someone caught wind of something and filed a complaint with a race director one time. They took her bike apart and found a hidden motor in her seat tube which was turning gears attached to her bottom bracket. WTF? For local races, really!?!?! People suck.

She claimed she didn't know it was there and blamed it on her coach. lol

That's some Barry Bonds shit right there. BALCO must've made the bike.

Verbiage · 05-19-2016, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Sorry went a little watts geek on ya. Watts is the best training metric you can use for cycling. Doesn't care about the wind, how you feel, if you're going down or up hill, etc... it's just the power you're creating by pedaling. Also the most accurate way to calculate calorie burn since calories can be converted into watts.

I wish. That reminds me, there was this local chick who was winning all the local races, but when she races in bigger races, she sucked it up.

I guess someone caught wind of something and filed a complaint with a race director one time. They took her bike apart and found a hidden motor in her seat tube which was turning gears attached to her bottom bracket. WTF? For local races, really!?!?! People suck.

She claimed she didn't know it was there and blamed it on her coach. lol

I suppose this is a...calo-watts system?!?!

jtodd_fl · 05-19-2016, 12:02 PM

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I suppose this is a...calo-watts system?!?!

That unit is to small for practical measurement. We prefer KcW - or kilo-calo-watts.

Mywifes335 · 05-19-2016, 12:10 PM

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That unit is to small for practical measurement. We prefer KcW - or kilo-calo-watts.

Gigawatts. How many?

Banana Hammock · 05-19-2016, 12:11 PM

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Gigawatts. How many?

1.21

Mr Tonka · 05-19-2016, 12:35 PM

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I suppose this is a...calo-watts system?!?!

No it's just a power meter which measures power output in watts. Lab coats can take a gram of protein, carb or fat and burn it measuring the power created, probably in BTUs or something. Then they can convert that power output to watts with some long division or something, thus quantifying how much power it takes to burn a calorie. Therefor, you get accurate calorie consumption during exercise if you're power output is measured with a calibrated power meter.

It's great for training because speed and time over distance is greatly affected by so many variables. With a power meter, it doesn't record effort unless you're putting out effort. On my saturday rides, essentially interval training due to climbing hills, i coast down several of the hills to recover from the climb up. I get zero power reading from coasting down a hill while putting up 32mph on my speed metric. That's why speed and time are inaccurate ways to measure training. Also, my HR is still climbing as i start coasting, not doing any work, which is why HR isn't as accurate as a power meter for calorie consumption.

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1.21

What did I just say?!?!

Mywifes335 · 05-19-2016, 12:36 PM

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I don't have that problem I just sit in the corner on a yoga mat and stretch while staring at women's butts.

What 1MOREMOD uses for curls.

1MOREMOD · 05-19-2016, 12:40 PM

Hell no, sometimes seated i will go up to 60-65 maybe
Barbell 135 at most

Axius · 05-19-2016, 12:55 PM

So this girl at work told an operator that I asked her out and she turned me down. Which wasn't even true. I felt bad for her and let her come out for drinks and to pool tourney with myself and the coldform tech Eric that I hang out with all the time because she never goes out and does shit. Then she said "Oh I never said that, who told you that, blah blah blah, I just said I went out with you and Eric". Nah, bullshit.

I called her out on it this morning and said don't be saying stuff like that, I don't need people spreading shit that isn't true. Then said I'm just distancing myself at this point and I don't think she can come hang out anymore. I think I made her cry, but fuck all that noise, yaaaa meeeannn.

Mywifes335 · 05-19-2016, 12:58 PM

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Hell no, sometimes seated i will go up to 60-65 maybe
Barbell 135 at most

When using even the EZ bar with a plate on each side.... The looks people give is priceless.

Mywifes335 · 05-19-2016, 01:00 PM

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So this girl at work told an operator that I asked her out and she turned me down. Which wasn't even true. I felt bad for her and let her come out for drinks and to pool tourney with myself and the coldform tech Eric that I hang out with all the time because she never goes out and does shit. Then she said "Oh I never said that, who told you that, blah blah blah, I just said I went out with you and Eric". Nah, bullshit.

I called her out on it this morning and said don't be saying stuff like that, I don't need people spreading shit that isn't true. Then said I'm just distancing myself at this point and I don't think she can come hang out anymore. I think I made her cry, but fuck all that noise, yaaaa meeeannn.

Be careful man. Vindictive chicks can get evil...then it's he said she said at HR.

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