[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

You should get her drunk one night and put it in her butt. See if she'll bring that shit to work.

Oh she got drunk the other night. She doesn't walk exactly like normal people, so coupled with booze, it was like watching Jimmy from South Park walks. I know she wanted to bang because when I dropped her off I said "Alright, I'm out!" and she just sat there with a blank look on her face for like 2 minutes before getting out.

Originally Posted by duck fat

If you have any photos of her. Post em up and I'll unleash the Photoshop carnage.

Come on, I'm not THAT mean ALL the time.

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Axius - we had a long and specific conversation regarding the work chick....Do I need to come back down and revisit the step by step plan..??

If that's what it takes for you to want to hang out with me again.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

As I recall...you and me have/had a weakness for psychologically challenged women.

That we do. You're a good man. Even if you're out there loving the crazies just like me.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

Oh she got drunk the other night. She doesn't walk exactly like normal people, so coupled with booze, it was like watching Jimmy from South Park walks. I know she wanted to bang because when I dropped her off I said "Alright, I'm out!" and she just sat there with a blank look on her face for like 2 minutes before getting out.

HAHAHA get out! I have to use that line if I'm ever in that situation.

*pulls up to her house*
Me: Here we are.
Her: Thanks for the ride home.
Me: ALRIGHT, I'M OUT!

[Axius]

Dude for real. It's awesome. Nobody expects it. Gotta play the wildcard.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Axius

Oh she got drunk the other night. She doesn't walk exactly like normal people, so coupled with booze, it was like watching Jimmy from South Park walks. I know she wanted to bang because when I dropped her off I said "Alright, I'm out!" and she just sat there with a blank look on her face for like 2 minutes before getting out.

Come on, I'm not THAT mean ALL the time.

If that's what it takes for you to want to hang out with me again.

Work is killing me - but, I need to make time for my friends.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

HAHAHA get out! I have to use that line if I'm ever in that situation.

*pulls up to her house*
Me: Here we are.
Her: Thanks for the ride home.
Me: ALRIGHT, I'M OUT!

He could have at least give her a pity grope....

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

He could have at least give her a pity grope....

The one arm half hug. Classic!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

It's ok. I tried to look for it but couldn't find it. I did run across this thread though. Verbiage should we bump it to see if the new OTers will participate?

http://f87.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=503044

And I ran across this thread from Mr Tonka back in the day. I still love you for this thread.

http://f87.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=656588

I remember starting that thread. I saw the commercial for the first time and dreamt about that commercial that night. Next day i was like, who is that chick?!?! ......started the thread that day. lol

She is thread worthy. Looks and accent wise anyway.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I remember starting that thread. I saw the commercial for the first time and dreamt about that commercial that night. Next day i was like, who is that chick?!?! ......started the thread that day. lol

She is thread worthy. Looks and accent wise anyway.

Four years later, I'm still in love with the same girl.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Work is killing me - but, I need to make time for my friends.

I know it bud, no worries. Just know if you ever need a break I'm less than a call away, always down to hang!

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

He could have at least give her a pity grope....

NO. EN-OH. I allowed her a pity night out and we see how well that worked!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I remember starting that thread. I saw the commercial for the first time and dreamt about that commercial that night. Next day i was like, who is that chick?!?! ......started the thread that day. lol

She is thread worthy. Looks and accent wise anyway.

Yeah, she is pretty, but the best post of the whole thing was easily your "You know you're gay when..." response to the hair extensions post guy. That killed me!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

I know it bud, no worries. Just know if you ever need a break I'm less than a call away, always down to hang!



NO. EN-OH. I allowed her a pity night out and we see how well that worked!

At least maybe the "uncomfortably tight breast compression hug"?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

At least maybe the "uncomfortably tight breast compression hug"?

I think "Alright, I'm out!" was a kind enough gesture.


She may have cried when I said I'm separating myself completely from the situation. Oh well.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by bimmette

@Aatish let's see this IG

Loftyhammond

[Aatish]

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[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Loftyhammond

You're fancy.

[F30lolz]

So I've been at my new job for about 4-5 weeks. The girl that sits behind me just sent me this message:

Erika Patino

very soon you will be
5:21 PM

keep being good to me
5:21 PM

you just started being good
5:21 PM

And all I did was get her chips from the kitchen.

[bimmette]

Man, you guys all work with crazies.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

The girl that sits behind me

Not bad, not bad

[1MOREMOD]

Attack

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Not bad, not bad

Bust play

hahahahah that is one one of the funniest set of words to me

[smoosh]

That's her linkedin photo

stupid hoe