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      06-08-2016, 08:48 AM   #30581
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Hehe... Smokey eye (source: paying attention to wife)... Cat eye (source: paying attention to 17 y/o daughter).

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Hey, I am proud of this selfie. I am soooooo using it.
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      06-08-2016, 08:53 AM   #30584
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You did not just make that your avatar...
He absolutely did. He is a monster, and not even one in disguise. Just a straight up monster.

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Hey, I am proud of this selfie. I am soooooo using it.
That goatee makes you look fat.
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      06-08-2016, 08:53 AM   #30585
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      06-08-2016, 08:54 AM   #30586
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I think this is how PMs work... I will send you more later sweetie... thanks for your interest.

Your selfie looks really good !

What bra (cup-size) are you wearing my friend ?
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I would like you to use an obscenely distasteful amount of makeup, much like that lovely lady I picked up on the corner the other night. At least I think she was a lady..., oddly large Adams apple..., hmmm
Obviously she had the stuff.
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Your selfie looks really good !

What bra (cup-size) are you wearing my friend ?
54 with a full B. If the hair keeps growing, I may be able to move up to a C!
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      06-08-2016, 08:59 AM   #30590
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54 with a full B. If the hair keeps growing, I may be able to move up to a C!
Yeah , it actually looks more than a hand full of it..
I didn't knew that you are a white sumo .
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Obviously she had the stuff.
Oh no..., she had the stuff! NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!



All the wrong stuff in all the wrong stuff places that got stuffed.
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Yeah , it actually looks more than a hand full of it..
I didn't knew that you are a white sumo .
I am going to try to add a little more weight, maybe get a little uglier, then I will be ready to move to the final phase of my plan...






Move to Belgium and become Public Health Minister, of course.
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Oh no..., she had the stuff! NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!



All the wrong stuff in all the wrong stuff places that got stuffed.
This is quote worthy!
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I am going to try to add a little more weight, maybe get a little uglier, then I will be ready to move to the final phase of my plan...
... so how much would it cost to suck and nibble on those bad boys?

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Husband is very upset i'm on bmw car siten, he said too much danger. i said why everybody so nice.
Sometimes. Then there are times we get angry and berate each other just so we can have hot internet make up sex.

Then the other 90% of the posts are just grotesque and an attempt to get you to lose your last meal.
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I am going to try to add a little more weight, maybe get a little uglier, then I will be ready to move to the final phase of my plan...






More to Belgium and become Public Health Minister, of course.
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That's no plot twist, I've expected that from day one.
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Multitiered datasets and BigQuery today. My brain is pea soup.
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Multitiered datasets and BigQuery today. My brain is pea soup.
Multittied whatty whats?
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BigQuery... pfft. There are better tools

Big data is an interesting field. Still developing so a lot of what you hear is bullshit, but the underlying concept (and its promise is remarkable). The ability to extract meaning from a torrent of both structured and unstructured data and apply it to real-world problems is pretty amazing. Coupled with clouds, swarms, ai... goes back to the conversation yesterday.

*stops before he gets started*
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