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Apologize for the graphic description next..... There was this one time out with friends after work - when I knew I was passing a stone from the symptoms that are normally associated with kidney stones. After a couple cold drafts - I heeded the call of nature. If you have ever passed a stone, you'll appreciate what happens next...I'm standing at the urinal and suddenly feel the stone working its way out. In mid stream, I hear a pronounced "TINK" of the stone hitting the porcelain urinal. I instantly said out loud..."AHHHHHH!!! There it is!!!" The guy beside me gave me the weirdest look |
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06-30-2016, 02:54 PM | #32749 | |
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It was like clockwork, get up in the morning, pee, drink, shower, get ready, boom! Kidney stone pain! Doubled over for about 15 min and then it subsided until about 6pm and it happened again. That went on for 7 days. I was pissing through a funnel shaped strainer to catch it for the Dr. for 3 of those days. Then i realized that since i was constantly having a bottle of water with me, i'd chug what was left before having to pee and then just pee in the bottle. If no stone, pour it out and put it in the garbage. Being at a work conference I was thrilled when it finally came out. The day was approaching about 5 pm and i wasn't looking forward to my second daily pain threshold test. I ran back into the room with a bottle of pee, grabbed the strainer and shouted "it came out!" as i was leaving the room to head back to the restroom. lol I was sure i had a picture of it, but can't find it now.
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Thanks for sharing ! Came home from the madhouse => 11:30 PM !!! Ough..... Now in front of my laptop in my pajamas and beating Bimmerpost ... Any updates from you today my friend ? Do you have any updates from today ?
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It's also turning into a busy day for me. She is actually away for a wedding, I believe. But, all is well and happy.
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