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      06-04-2015, 09:41 AM   #8537
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I will try this shaving you speak off.

I'm pretty blind to faces. I remember different noses and eyebrows, but faces no. I don't know what's wrong with me on this but it ensures my life is full of situations nobody else has faced.

I was out for a drive and I went to get coffee with this person I've known for a long time here. A cool dude, he talks about tuning engines and when my vocabulary ends, he helps me out.

He had had a bad day and he was cussing the night away, then he said: "... And because I'm black this car draws more attention..." My reaction and I'm not joking was "you're black?".

"Jesus Christ Anna you are a freak."
He looked at me and shook his head.
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F8x are the douchiest of all M owners too!!

Go Lups go!!!
His was just pure pity. You are not nice.

I do my best to be an awful person and yet no respect. You are so awful.
No seriously/ I mean it!!

Have you not seen your kind over at the f8x forums?!

+ you have Austin yellow + you drink coffee in Seattle = totalllll douche.

Welcome to the douche club! Where you can say whatever, whenever and leave like this
Actually your douche membership card should be revoked. You gotta own your douchiness better. Man, you can't even do that well. You get called cocky and then you're, like, waaaah I'm not, don't hurt my feelings. You gotta own it, man.
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      06-04-2015, 09:44 AM   #8539
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Ok, ok. You're cocky too. Playing with stocks like monopoly, driving around your kids in your flashy car, your fancy caffeine addiction and your special little Northern European accent...
Ok? Feel better?
I'm still not feeling the hate but I'll take this. You are now forgiven but in the female fashion naturally. I'll bring this up every time we fight again.

Sup T?
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      06-04-2015, 09:45 AM   #8540
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Aww, I feel the

I'm sorry but yo be honest the way she acted is not something I want our Billup to face. That was not respecting you and people who don't handle the fight/ disagreement head on and bottle it inside like she had are just not worth it.

I'm sorry you are losing a friend but in the long run, maybe it's what is needed for both of you
It's hard to take in right now, it's really making today suck. The way she acted really set me off, after I tried to talk nice about it at first, then being told to fuck off, it's really discouraging. Oh well. It may be for the best, but I don't like the feeling.
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      06-04-2015, 09:46 AM   #8541
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Ok, ok. You're cocky too. Playing with stocks like monopoly, driving around your kids in your flashy car, your fancy caffeine addiction and your special little Northern European accent...
Ok? Feel better?
I'm still not feeling the hate but I'll take this. You are now forgiven but in the female fashion naturally. I'll bring this up every time we fight again.

Sup T?
This thread is scary. You guys are turning me into an OT freak like all of you. You're ruining me!
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      06-04-2015, 09:48 AM   #8542
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F8x are the douchiest of all M owners too!!

Go Lups go!!!
His was just pure pity. You are not nice.

I do my best to be an awful person and yet no respect. You are so awful.
No seriously/ I mean it!!

Have you not seen your kind over at the f8x forums?!

+ you have Austin yellow + you drink coffee in Seattle = totalllll douche.

Welcome to the douche club! Where you can say whatever, whenever and leave like this
Actually your douche membership card should be revoked. You gotta own your douchiness better. Man, you can't even do that well. You get called cocky and then you're, like, waaaah I'm not, don't hurt my feelings. You gotta own it, man.
FINE. Take it.

I didn't mean to be a douche anyways.
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It's hard to take in right now, it's really making today suck. The way she acted really set me off, after I tried to talk nice about it at first, then being told to fuck off, it's really discouraging. Oh well. It may be for the best, but I don't like the feeling.
I know B.

The thing is, if she can't talk about shy she is acting that way, you can't do anything about it. You are either stuck trying to please her which will not help, or you let go, which is not the easy answer.

Ss, okay, we are cool now. Just do not try to get all the bitch points. I think I'm entitled to a share.
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This thread is scary. You guys are turning me into an OT freak like all of you. You're ruining me!
Ruining or saving? Own it Tara!
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      06-04-2015, 09:53 AM   #8545
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Definitely ruining.
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Definitely ruining.
I think you are confused. It's okay, soon you'll embrace this new side in yourself.
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      06-04-2015, 10:01 AM   #8547
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Definitely ruining.
Oh you just hush for a minute. You love it here. You can't escape us. We're all way too cool and interesting.
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I know B.

The thing is, if she can't talk about shy she is acting that way, you can't do anything about it. You are either stuck trying to please her which will not help, or you let go, which is not the easy answer.

Ss, okay, we are cool now. Just do not try to get all the bitch points. I think I'm entitled to a share.
Yeah I know it. I just need to step away. Hard though.


Anyways. I need to buy a ladder so I can paint the walls with vaulted ceilings. Grrr.
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Kind of like "Days of our Lives" only...., 1000x more entertaining.
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I gotta say Billup is like the male version of Sara, let's get this thread to 100 pages.
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Nah i don't see it as an insult.. I don't think any race is particularly better than White. Everyone has their +'s and -'s.

I know some Black folks that age bad though, search Greg Oden lol.
Some of my friends look older than their age. I stay away from stress and drama. I've gotten a lot of compliments about looking younger than my age. In that photograph, im rocking a beard, when i shave, people think im in my early twenties.
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I gotta say Billup is like the male version of Sara, let's get this thread to 100 pages.
I like Billups tales more though because he tells us details about what goes down during sexy time.

Sara just leaves cliff hangers.

If I wanted suspense/drama, I'd watch reruns of Empire
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Not seeing the resemblance.
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