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      12-14-2015, 03:59 PM   #18129
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Or Blue Mountain State how everyone has an awesome getting caught masturbating story!
Reading their discussion was like catching them masturbating. Kind of.

...I thought about that a little too soon after lunch
Cmon you know better of me than to think I'd ever be ashamed to be caught masturbating.

If anything, I'd give the "want to lend a hand?" Look if ever
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      12-14-2015, 04:17 PM   #18130
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So I picked up Big Red today from the shop finally.


I was getting my things out of the rental when I found this tucked in the glove box...., IT'S MY LUCKY DAY!
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      12-14-2015, 05:12 PM   #18131
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I must be going blind, I can't see the pictures correctly.

Did you have a "guest" in your car over the weekend who might, I don't know, have left you a special SS gift or something???
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      12-14-2015, 05:21 PM   #18132
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I must be going blind, I can't see the pictures correctly.

Did you have a "guest" in your car over the weekend who might, I don't know, have left you a special SS gift or something???
Yeah, you gotta get your vision checked man, dude totally boning this chick and a dude with a huge donger getting sucked off.


Mmmm, not that I know of. Unless it was from the really cute girl at Enterprise trying to drop me a subtle hint to go back?
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      12-14-2015, 05:55 PM   #18133
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Hey, you've seen my chest! I've posted 2 pics here already...one was like your gym pic (except mine was only 7 years ago versus yours from the 80's). The other pic was from a month or two ago.

Still want the address? How was your weekend?
I really don't like to talk about this because I'm tired about the shit , also because I really like you and from day 1 !

My pics were 100% "ME" , but yours looks like you are 2-3 different persons.
1-First you were male and you posted male pics about you .
2-Now the last 2 weeks you are female and now you post female pics from a 20-25 year old girl that is nowhere you .
So ones and for all just post a pic of your ID with date ..like I did as proof .
Afer this I think we can talk further about pics because I don't know what I can believe or not... That's why I posted my ID for the non believers with a recent pic of me + date .

Your adress ?
I said...."IF" => "If" that is you , so again I don't know of what I can believe or not when I see a pic from you ...And that is my problem , and that's why I asked about a pic of your ID .

My weekend ?
I had the chance to think about some recuperation and it was welcome after the Noro-virus ,my stomach is still not 100% ok. because I was working while I was actually still sick , so thank you for asking ...but I'm feeling better now .
So this weekend I downloaded the movie of what you said it was only for gays ..and so I watched "The Walk"
Need to say that I enjoyed the movie and I felt that the movie honored the twin-towers (WTC) in a great way ...
Note : The movie is not for people with fear of heights or acrophobia
So for you US-guys I recommended the movie "The Walk"
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      12-14-2015, 05:58 PM   #18134
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Ooooooooooooooooo!!! I HEAR A DARE!!! C5 NEEDS TO POST A POLAROID OF SHIMS LICENSE!



Also, I lol'd at "Ones and for all".
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      12-14-2015, 06:35 PM   #18135
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Im at the dealership and lowkey eyeing that new 7 series.

I need to remind myself that it's too old of a car for me. But cool technology in it!
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Ooooooooooooooooo!!! I HEAR A DARE!!! C5 NEEDS TO POST A POLAROID OF SHIMS LICENSE!



Also, I lol'd at "Ones and for all".
No dare brother it's straight to the point and only about facts ..
I saw your ID William and so I believe you and who and what you are .
Note: I have nothing against C5 and I never will , but it's like running in circles in a circus...and in the end I'm feeling like the clown .
Probably this because I'm raised straight..and without a gray zone .
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Im at the dealership and lowkey eyeing that new 7 series.

I need to remind myself that it's too old of a car for me. But cool technology in it!
Agreed about the 7-er technology but please my friend this car is a boat .
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      12-14-2015, 06:52 PM   #18138
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No dare brother it's straight to the point and only about facts ..
I saw your ID William and so I believe you and who and what you are .
Note: I have nothing against C5 and I never will , but it's like running in circles in a circus...and in the end I'm feeling like the clown .
Probably this because I'm raised straight..and without a gray zone .
Well, I have a video, and a pic of my ass, so I don't believe there is any room for doubt by anyone at this point.


Although, I did black out my wiener, and I claim it's 1.41 microns long in competition with Tonka, so I guess that's the only mystery left.
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Well, I have a video, and a pic of my ass, so I don't believe there is any room for doubt by anyone at this point.


Although, I did black out my wiener, and I claim it's 1.41 microns long in competition with Tonka, so I guess that's the only mystery left.
Lol...About your wiener , I think chicks can better judge about your wiener microns but think they would not be happy with only microns
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      12-14-2015, 07:30 PM   #18140
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Lol...About your wiener , I think chicks can better judge about your wiener microns but think they would not be happy with only microns
I'm not really sure what you were trying to say here, but I'll take it as a compliment.
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      12-14-2015, 07:33 PM   #18141
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No dare brother it's straight to the point and only about facts ..
I saw your ID William and so I believe you and who and what you are .
Note: I have nothing against C5 and I never will , but it's like running in circles in a circus...and in the end I'm feeling like the clown .
Probably this because I'm raised straight..and without a gray zone .
Well, I have a video, and a pic of my ass, so I don't believe there is any room for doubt by anyone at this point.


Although, I did black out my wiener, and I claim it's 1.41 microns long in competition with Tonka, so I guess that's the only mystery left.
I'm still not sure if 1 micron is bigger or smaller than 2 microns?.?.

This unit of measure is new to me. Thickness of human hair has always served my penor measuring needs well.
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I'm still not sure if 1 micron is bigger or smaller than 2 microns?.?.

This unit of measure is new to me. Thickness of human hair has always served my penor measuring needs well.
1 micron is equal to .000039 inches.

Being a tool maker I'm used to things like twenny thou (.020''), two hunnit thou (.200''), or two tents (.0002'').


Three years ago I migrated to microns when I started working at Eaton, and I hate it, so fucking much.
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1 micron is equal to .000039 inches.

Being a tool maker I'm used to things like twenny thou (.020''), two hunnit thou (.200''), or two tents (.0002'').


Three years ago I migrated to microns when I started working at Eaton, and I hate it, so fucking much.
Sooo.... our dicks are small? WTF?!?

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Sooo.... our dicks are small? WTF?!?

How big did you think a micron was?
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How big did you think a micron was?
In mm a micron is 0.001 mm .
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Sooo.... our dicks are small? WTF?!?

Microns are tiny dude. What'd you think, I had an amazing perfectly proportionate penis? That's preposterous.
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How big did you think a micron was?
I thought pretty big, i mean they compete with intel.....


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In mm a micron is 0.001 mm .
or 25.4'' / .001mm = .000039''
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I guess when you're not pegged as a troll, trolling is easy. lol
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I'm not really sure what you were trying to say here, but I'll take it as a compliment.
In other words...

You was talking about your wiener , and over here we also call our penis a wiener and you said your wiener is some microns long ...
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