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Car owner: Hello insurance company, I'd like to report a claim. Ins co: Thanks for calling, pls give me the details Owner: My car hit another one in a parking lot Ins co: Did you fill out a police report? Owner: Didn't need to, it was a police car my car hit Ins co: YOU hit a POLICE car? Owner: No, I didn't but my car did Ins co: Pls explain Owner: Well you see, there wasn't enough room for me to be able to get out of my car had I parked it because I had to squeeze it between two other existing parked cars, of which one was a police car in the parking lot of Dunkin Donuts. So I hacked into my cars software and by using a stick, I reached in through the drivers window, pushed down the brake pedal with the stick and then pressed the auto park button. I then stood outside the car in the parking lot and watched it back up and hit the police car. Ins co: Click...buzzzzzzzzzz dial tone |
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