[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

My car isn't named black widow for nothin'.

Wait...so you kill the guy after mating?

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by grimlock

yeah, too bad you don't have one

i'm tired looking

Pervert.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You'd probably be fairly impressed by what the old guy has done and is still capable of. Especially since i'm closing in on my fighting weight.

Problem was, much of it happened before everyone was equipped with a digital video cameras.


Edit: that was a crazy long hop. I would have made it over the trench in the water, but that's about it. lol

I thought for sure it was going to be a fail... was pretty impressed, that was not a short hop...

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Pervert.

if that's what you're looking for sorry I ain't into little girls in school uniforms

get me a real woman with tits and an ass

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by grimlock

if that's what you're looking for sorry I ain't into little girls in school uniforms

get me a real woman with tits and an ass

What?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Wait...so you kill the guy after mating?

Trying to decide if it is worth it?

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by duck fat

What?

teeheeheee

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Trying to decide if it is worth it?

Must be damn good squishy time if she has to kill you afterwards.

Then again it might be so bad that she doesn't want you telling everyone.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Must be damn good squishy time if she has to kill you afterwards.

Then again it might be so bad that she doesn't want you telling everyone.

In this scenario... you are the moped.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

In this scenario... you are the moped.

Oh yeah? Well you're a Vespa!

Originally Posted by grimlock

teeheeheee

Just so we're clear. You are aware that I'm a guy, right?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Oh yeah? Well you're a Vespa!

wait wut?

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

wait wut?

Doh! Damn you for using slang from the dark ages!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Doh! Damn you for using slang from the dark ages!

My memes span the space time continuum. Also, they mostly don't make any damn sense.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

My memes span the space time continuum. Also, they mostly don't make any damn sense.

Maybe you're just ahead of the curve?

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

In this scenario... you are the moped.

In this scenario, his application is not up for consideration. Nothing to ponder.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

In this scenario, his application is not up for consideration. Nothing to ponder.

Wow I got shot down for something I didn't even ask for.

I've reached a new low.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Wow I got shot down for something I didn't even ask for.

I've reached a new low.

I think I went easy on you considering your commentary above.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I think I went easy on you considering your commentary above.

Fair enough.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Hello Philippe!

We spoke today; said she missed me. It went well .

Going to see her tomorrow.

How are things with Wendy?

Hi my friend

Sorry for the late respons , because I had to work really late today ( my ass is off )

Well , thats sounds better than earlier this week !
If she miss you it goes to the right direction ...
So how was it with "your Sweetie" today ?

With Wendy ?
She had water in her basement by the "Belgian Apocaplyse" , and she had a lot of work to clean things up ..
Removing the water with a waterpump is the easy part , but under the water comes the layer of mud !
And that really sucks ..

I saw still today the wounds from the Belgian Apocalyse while I drove to my work I saw firefighters with chainsaws on the fallen trees !
They also remove the mud on our roads ..
My ///M stays for the moment a garage queen !
But next monday at 14:30 I need to show her at the Belgian yearly car inspection .
Piece of cake to pass the shit ...If they don't see my tune or my exhaust mod .

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I think I went easy on you considering your commentary above.

Yesterday they said I'm leg humping on your leg !
Can you feel it ?

[silvergray545]

I inquired on two different E36 M3s and neither owner has gotten back to me. TF, nobody wants to sell their car?

Buncha bitches.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

I want to see you do this...

Without injuring yourself... I would feel somewhat guilty for at least the rest of the day... East coast standard time only though...

*damnit, gif wouldn't work...

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Impressive!