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      11-24-2016, 08:01 AM   #43473
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Kennedy was a side hustler, little known fact by many!

How can you be out of coffee? Thats against the law and very much a punishable offense. Dont worry, Ill come detain you.Sympathy is a word not known!

Ummmm hire an assistant to read the reports, write down cliff notes, and then do something more productive. Boom, problem solved.
Out of coffee? I don't understand these words. Lups have you lost it completely?!!

The order of the day is Turkey stuffed with Bacon. That is the stuff our shadow government decrees.
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      11-24-2016, 08:24 AM   #43474
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What do you do with your live normally? Aside from teaching your boys that they should always switch off energy eating users to not sponsor an eastern dictator?
I fuck around with stocks to keep busy, it's my stupid hobby, and it allows me to work at night or when ever so I can stay home teaching the kids the horrors of child labor, slave labor and how hard it can be to buy shoes if you can't stop researching the manufacturers (true story from today. And we really need more shoes!).

I have some grandma walking hobbies too but what I do for money is even more boring than what I do to get shopping done.

And well done with the dictator comment, see I've totally altered your perspective on politics now!
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Out of coffee? I don't understand these words. Lups have you lost it completely?!!

The order of the day is Turkey stuffed with Bacon. That is the stuff our shadow government decrees.
It happened. I was up till five am, woke up at 6.30 and no coffee in the house.

Don't choke on your turkey! I'll be cooking one for Christmas and I could use tips if you make it through today!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      11-24-2016, 08:26 AM   #43475
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Kennedy was a side hustler, little known fact by many!

How can you be out of coffee? Thats against the law and very much a punishable offense. Dont worry, Ill come detain you.Sympathy is a word not known!

Ummmm hire an assistant to read the reports, write down cliff notes, and then do something more productive. Boom, problem solved.
A great idea! Then I'd be stuck bored with nothing to do!

Jesus, don't you know me at all my love?
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      11-24-2016, 08:30 AM   #43476
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Out of coffee? I don't understand these words. Lups have you lost it completely?!!

The order of the day is Turkey stuffed with Bacon. That is the stuff our shadow government decrees.
She is officially fired from parliament. No coffee = no business in politics.


I will give Sara credit this one time, she sent me pictures of turkeys wrapped in bacon on my FB and i may have gotten a little hard.
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A great idea! Then I'd be stuck bored with nothing to do!

Jesus, don't you know me at all my love?
Uhhhh you can knit me that hat you promised like 800 years ago!
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Uhhhh you can knit me that hat you promised like 800 years ago!
Omg you whining little shit! Fine! I'll knit you a bloody hat!
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happy thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone, be blessed and enjoy the time with your families.


Gym was packed this morning. Smh. It's like those people who only go to church on Easter and Christmas.
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Gym was packed this morning. Smh. It's like those people who only go to church on Easter and Christmas.
you deleted your insta..dont act like i dont know!
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone, be blessed and enjoy the time with your families.


Gym was packed this morning. Smh. It's like those people who only go to church on Easter and Christmas.
Mmm my gym is closed today, it's a Y.
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Omg you whining little shit! Fine! I'll knit you a bloody hat!
No, I had to mention it. I want a banana hammock now, with a pouch for my large balls.
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What about the dingleberry extractor
That's contraband alien tech.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
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That's contraband alien tech.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
Yeah I dont even know what a dingleberry is, but apparently Mod needs them extracted. Maybe we can have Sara sign up for this position in office?
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you deleted your insta..dont act like i dont know!
I'll be back next year bro. Sowing some seeds RN. No homo on the seeds.

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Mmm my gym is closed today, it's a Y.
Ours normally opens at 5AM, which is when I go. But it opened at 8 today and there was genuinely a crowd of like 25 people outside smh. I seen my 5AM buddies though and we joked about it. was able to get a 75 minute chest/back day in, though. Fucking awesome.


Guess folks are preparing for the dinner onslaught today. Lol.
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I'll be back next year bro. Sowing some seeds RN. No homo on the seeds.



Ours normally opens at 5AM, which is when I go. But it opened at 8 today and there was genuinely a crowd of like 25 people outside smh. I seen my 5AM buddies though and we joked about it. was able to get a 75 minute chest/back day in, though. Fucking awesome.


Guess folks are preparing for the dinner onslaught today. Lol.

Okay IMU
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Okay IMU
I just texted you the gold. Literally. Lol.
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Hi my friend ..
You heard something about this movie ? Is it good or bad ?

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You heard something about this movie ? Is it good or bad ?

It wasn't bad. But, not that great.
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