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Axius · 06-08-2016, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I'm sorry , but I can't stop peeing.... => https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manneken_Pis
And mostly I'm naked !

I'm at work so I'm not going to open that. Not sure what it is, but whatever it is, it can wait.

Alas, tis better to be pissedeth off than to be pissedeth on.

///M Power-Belgium · 06-08-2016, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

don't be so sensitive.. i don't make fun of u if i don't love u .. no homo

Please don't get me wrong...
I'm not sensitive..I really had to pee while I was on Bimmerpost , and accidentally I saw your head

And of course I love you too ..(only sexy chicks for me)

grimlock · 06-08-2016, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I'm at work so I'm not going to open that. Not sure what it is, but whatever it is, it can wait.

Alas, tis better to be pissedeth off than to be pissedeth on.

to piss ppl off, without pissing on ppl is an art .. teach me master

grimlock · 06-08-2016, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Please don't get me wrong...
I'm not sensitive..I really had to pee while I was on Bimmerpost , and accidentally I saw your head

And of course I love you too ..(only sexy chicks for me)

keeping tugging the chicken!

///M Power-Belgium · 06-08-2016, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I'm at work so I'm not going to open that. Not sure what it is, but whatever it is, it can wait.

Alas, tis better to be pissedeth off than to be pissedeth on.

Ohhhhh...C'mon !
You are fine to open it anywhere , it's the Belgian national mascotte with the name Manneken pis .
It's showed open here for public in the middle of Brussels ..

Axius · 06-08-2016, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

to piss ppl off, without pissing on ppl is an art .. teach me master

Just be an asshole and mock people's flaws and make them feel shitty about their shit life while you snicker and piss in their Cheerios.

///M Power-Belgium · 06-08-2016, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

to piss ppl off, without pissing on ppl is an art .. teach me master

I'll teach you something...

jtodd_fl · 06-08-2016, 01:09 PM

I like it when this happens.

///M Power-Belgium · 06-08-2016, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I like it when this happens.

IND

grimlock · 06-08-2016, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Just be an asshole and mock people's flaws and make them feel shitty about their shit life while you snicker and piss in their Cheerios.

i must admit this is quite a fun game, alas one can only chew the jerky for so long everyday (unless you're from the home of maniken piss, in which case your capabilities in this area are legendary and you don't tire, be spanking the little bro from tide up to tide down..)

Axius · 06-08-2016, 01:10 PM

Is that a box of fleshlights? May I borrow one? For science?

grimlock · 06-08-2016, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I'll teach you something...

first they came for the 13yrs olds.. then now the 3yr olds

Axius · 06-08-2016, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

i must admit this is quite a fun game, alas one can only chew the jerky for so long everyday (unless you're from the home of maniken piss, in which case your capabilities in this area are legendary and you don't tire, be spanking the little bro from tide up to tide down..)

Just don't kick someone in the feels too much. You need to inspire and pick them back up before you push them down again so it's a constant rollercoaster of emotions.

grimlock · 06-08-2016, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Is that a box of fleshlights? May I borrow one? For science?

IND branded fleshlights.. someone call NKC

Axius · 06-08-2016, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

IND branded fleshlights.. someone call NKC

Me no know what IND is. I'm just a poseur that drives a shit BMW because too poor for mods other than Plastidip and stickers.

grimlock · 06-08-2016, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Just don't kick someone in the feels too much. You need to inspire and pick them back up before you push them down again so it's a constant rollercoaster of emotions.

like this?

///M Power-Belgium · 06-08-2016, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

first they came for the 13yrs olds.. then now the 3yr olds

The younger the stronger the urinary stream ...

///M Power-Belgium · 06-08-2016, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Me no know what IND is. I'm just a poseur that drives a shit BMW because too poor for mods other than Plastidip and stickers.

And the 612 ?

Axius · 06-08-2016, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

And the 612 ?

Same thing, piece of shit, never moves. Hell sometimes I feel like it doesn't even exist.

grimlock · 06-08-2016, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

The younger the stronger the urinary stream ...

ofcourse, have u seen baby penises.. they are not proportional!

M3 Number 86 · 06-08-2016, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Blow their minds with SUMIF(S) or ADDRESS functions... Muhahahaha.

I remember showing some idiot how to break fully condensed addresses into multiple fields using a long formula consisting of find (to get the comma) and a serious of if conditionals and len's to separate into street, city, st, zip. Noobs.

If you have specific address text patterns you can combo with concat,mid,find, and len if needed. No need for long formulas.

Or better yet - text to columns LOL

jtodd_fl · 06-08-2016, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

If you have specific address text patterns you can combo with concat,mid,find, and len if needed. No need for long formulas.

Or better yet - text to columns LOL

I did use mid, find and len. Don't think I used concat. This was a long time ago... but the equation was still long. Text to Columns, eh?

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