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      06-08-2016, 01:22 PM   #30691
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ofcourse, have u seen baby penises.. they are not proportional!
I was actually an exception...I'm born big !
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      06-08-2016, 01:24 PM   #30692
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Amateurs. Have you seen how Japan does it?

Drawn on iPhone lol
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      06-08-2016, 01:25 PM   #30693
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If you have specific address text patterns you can combo with concat,mid,find, and len if needed. No need for long formulas.

Or better yet - text to columns LOL
I did use mid, find and len. Don't think I used concat. This was a long time ago... but the equation was still long. Text to Columns, eh?
Tab or whatever delimited lol

Freaking old ass database systems need this when the damn dataset comes out as a string. Smh. Lol
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Two girls one cup is my homepage. Makes me want to go get soft serve ice cream every time.
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Oh god, an hlookup would make them forget everything they know. I blew their minds when I created a spreadsheet to track our prepaids. All I did was literally write one IF statement.
Blow their minds with SUMIF(S) or ADDRESS functions... Muhahahaha.
Dude subtotal(109)

Holy shit only visible cells! WOW!!
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Two girls one cup is my homepage. Makes me want to go get soft serve ice cream every time.
I would say more comparable to froyo because bacteria.
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Amateurs. Have you seen how Japan does it?

Drawn on iPhone lol
I'm not surprised..
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I was actually an exception...I'm born big !
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punishing vaginas from day1
A "hard"-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> Time .
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http://nypost.com/2016/06/07/i-quit-...very-two-hours
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Amateurs. Have you seen how Japan does it?

Drawn on iPhone lol
My cousin bought pre-soiled panties from a vending machine in Tokyo.

He also paid a hooker to eat only pineapple for a week and take a dump on a plate...for him to eat.
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=SUM(YOURMUM+AXIUS) [TOTAL DOMINATION]
sub axLocation(nDay)

Dim chk as string
Dim nDay as integer
Dim weekday as string

weekday = WeekdayName(nDay, False)
chk = 'y'

while right(weekday,1) = chk

yourMum(69)

loop

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Tab or whatever delimited lol

Freaking old ass database systems need this when the damn dataset comes out as a string. Smh. Lol
Comma.
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My cousin bought pre-soiled panties from a vending machine in Tokyo.

He also paid a hooker to eat only pineapple for a week and take a dump on a plate...for him to eat.
This explains much about you...
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Do not prefer getpivotdata nor named ranges

If(Belgium="large","LIE","truth") lol
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Do not prefer getpivotdata nor named ranges

If(Belgium="large","LIE","truth") lol
What if Belgium...What ?
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public boolean IsBoring(string language) 
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  if(language == "Visual Basic")
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  else
    return false;

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public boolean IsBoring(string language) 
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  if(language == "Visual Basic")
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  else
    return false;

}
Oh no one of those guys lol
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