What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

jtodd_fl · 05-19-2016, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

So this girl at work told an operator that I asked her out and she turned me down. Which wasn't even true. I felt bad for her and let her come out for drinks and to pool tourney with myself and the coldform tech Eric that I hang out with all the time because she never goes out and does shit. Then she said "Oh I never said that, who told you that, blah blah blah, I just said I went out with you and Eric". Nah, bullshit.

I called her out on it this morning and said don't be saying stuff like that, I don't need people spreading shit that isn't true. Then said I'm just distancing myself at this point and I don't think she can come hang out anymore. I think I made her cry, but fuck all that noise, yaaaa meeeannn.

First of all, let me thank you for your excellent oratory technique. At first, I thought that Eric was, perhaps, a die maker - or maybe even a calibrator. Since you helpfully pointed out that he was a coldform tech, I was able to disabuse myself of my notions and sink into the prose.

Second, fuck that man. She has two choices - kill the drama or earn the drama. Ass, grass, or cash - nobody rides for free.

Lastly, and probably most importantly, in regards to Mr Tonka 's new sig, $20 is pretty pricey for 8 Mile - and I think you would know that. So... good on you for putting on your Sunday best for those interviews. And please keep me up to date on any more coldform-realted goings on.

Verbiage · 05-19-2016, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

So this girl at work told an operator that I asked her out and she turned me down. Which wasn't even true. I felt bad for her and let her come out for drinks and to pool tourney with myself and the coldform tech Eric that I hang out with all the time because she never goes out and does shit. Then she said "Oh I never said that, who told you that, blah blah blah, I just said I went out with you and Eric". Nah, bullshit.

I called her out on it this morning and said don't be saying stuff like that, I don't need people spreading shit that isn't true. Then said I'm just distancing myself at this point and I don't think she can come hang out anymore. I think I made her cry, but fuck all that noise, yaaaa meeeannn.

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Be careful man. Vindictive chicks can get evil...then it's he said she said at HR.

This. You don't need to deal with any nonsense if you are trying to leave that job, especially if you want to leave on your own terms.

1MOREMOD · 05-19-2016, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

When using even the EZ bar with a plate on each side.... The looks people give is priceless.

Yeah from all the swinging I do to get it up.

Mywifes335 · 05-19-2016, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yeah from all the swinging I do to get it up.

Fuck form when it's heavy. Hahahaha. But seriously, if it's heavy... It's difficult not to cheat just a little.

Axius · 05-19-2016, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Be careful man. Vindictive chicks can get evil...then it's he said she said at HR.

Well here's the thing that makes it more weird. She was in a car accident a while back and is like..., relearning stuff per se, but this was like 8 years ago, so she's not dumb. So I'm not sure if she did it to feel good about herself or what, but I was just trying to be nice letting her hang. Now, that's a big negative.

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

First of all, let me thank you for your excellent oratory technique. At first, I thought that Eric was, perhaps, a die maker - or maybe even a calibrator. Since you helpfully pointed out that he was a coldform tech, I was able to disabuse myself of my notions and sink into the prose.

Second, fuck that man. She has two choices - kill the drama or earn the drama. Ass, grass, or cash - nobody rides for free.

Lastly, and probably most importantly, in regards to Mr Tonka 's new sig, $20 is pretty pricey for 8 Mile - and I think you would know that. So... good on you for putting on your Sunday best for those interviews. And please keep me up to date on any more coldform-realted goings on.

It's all about the fine details, I can't leave any information out for you crazy blokes to run with.

Nah, not letting her have anything. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice..., well that'll never happen, you get one chance bitch. Don't try and play me.

$20 is pricey, but I like to make sure that my toothless customers receive the best care and interaction for that whole whopping $20, as well as representing myself in my normal professional attire so I do not deceive anyone. I am not a liar and I represent myself as I am. Me.

silvergray545 · 05-19-2016, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

So this girl at work told an operator that I asked her out and she turned me down. Which wasn't even true. I felt bad for her and let her come out for drinks and to pool tourney with myself and the coldform tech Eric that I hang out with all the time because she never goes out and does shit. Then she said "Oh I never said that, who told you that, blah blah blah, I just said I went out with you and Eric". Nah, bullshit.

I called her out on it this morning and said don't be saying stuff like that, I don't need people spreading shit that isn't true. Then said I'm just distancing myself at this point and I don't think she can come hang out anymore. I think I made her cry, but fuck all that noise, yaaaa meeeannn.

Crazy ass bitches these days...

Axius · 05-19-2016, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

This. You don't need to deal with any nonsense if you are trying to leave that job, especially if you want to leave on your own terms.

Then she started talking to the guys on break I guess. They all said don't bring that shit to work.

Fuck dealing with this crap. I'm gonna make her cry, fuck it.

bimmette · 05-19-2016, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

This. You don't need to deal with any nonsense if you are trying to leave that job, especially if you want to leave on your own terms.

Then she started talking to the guys on break I guess. They all said don't bring that shit to work.

Fuck dealing with this crap. I'm gonna make her cry, fuck it.

Mr Tonka · 05-19-2016, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Hell no, sometimes seated i will go up to 60-65 maybe
Barbell 135 at most

Dude, just go with it and make sure to never meet any of them in person.

1MOREMOD · 05-19-2016, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Dude, just go with it and make sure to never meet any of them in person.

Too late. I'd meet and work out wtf. I'm saying I ain't shit.

silvergray545 · 05-19-2016, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Then she started talking to the guys on break I guess. They all said don't bring that shit to work.

Fuck dealing with this crap. I'm gonna make her cry, fuck it.

You should get her drunk one night and put it in her butt. See if she'll bring that shit to work.

jtodd_fl · 05-19-2016, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

You should get her drunk one night and put it in her butt. See if she'll bring that shit to work.

I was going to compile a list of worse advice than this. But... there isn't any.

silvergray545 · 05-19-2016, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I was going to compile a list of worse advice than this. But... there isn't any.

Fitting for OT!

Banana Hammock · 05-19-2016, 01:48 PM

If you have any photos of her. Post em up and I'll unleash the Photoshop carnage.

jtodd_fl · 05-19-2016, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Fitting for OT!

Yeah... I was just thinking that is some horrible advice man. The alcohol will make her sick and sloppy and take all the fun out. Roofies are really the better play here, a la the Coz.

silvergray545 · 05-19-2016, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Yeah... I was just thinking that is some horrible advice man. The alcohol will make her sick and sloppy and take all the fun out. Roofies are really the better play here, a la the Coz.

You weren't here for the PIITB days. I forgive you for not knowing. Carry on.

jtodd_fl · 05-19-2016, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

You weren't here for the PIITB days. I forgive you for not knowing. Carry on.

Damn... I hate not being in on the joke

I really cannot do a search for "put it in the butt." Thank you for your forgiveness.

Verbiage · 05-19-2016, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

You weren't here for the PIITB days. I forgive you for not knowing. Carry on.

Hahahaha.

ASBSECU E93 · 05-19-2016, 02:13 PM

Axius - we had a long and specific conversation regarding the work chick....Do I need to come back down and revisit the step by step plan..??

ASBSECU E93 · 05-19-2016, 02:16 PM

...On another topic....have any of my closest internet friends been so fuq'n pissed off about something that you put them on BLAST...?

I swear to bacon - If I lived anywhere close to Arizona right now, y'all would be reading about my arrest later today...

Mywifes335 · 05-19-2016, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Crazy ass bitches these days...

As I recall...you and me have/had a weakness for psychologically challenged women.

silvergray545 · 05-19-2016, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Damn... I hate not being in on the joke

I really cannot do a search for "put it in the butt." Thank you for your forgiveness.

It's ok. I tried to look for it but couldn't find it. I did run across this thread though. Verbiage should we bump it to see if the new OTers will participate?

http://f87.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=503044

And I ran across this thread from Mr Tonka back in the day. I still love you for this thread.

http://f87.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=656588

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