[1MOREMOD]

You seem surprised, der her. Sober guys funny.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Well played

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't be handing out W's just yet.

My vehicle can tow another very easily and he's been kind enough to have a trailer on site ready to use.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't be handing out W's just yet.

My vehicle can tow another very easily and he's been kind enough to have a trailer on site ready to use.

yes...YES....keeps your focus on the car....

...leave the dog unattended

[1MOREMOD]

You forgot my bullmastiff that will take a wet bite out of your ass.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

yes...YES....keeps your focus on the car....

...leave the dog unattended

So basically this is working up to be a death match between 1moremod and myself over C5's safe contents. To the victor go the spoils and a new track car or faster tow vehicle.

As well as a death match between you and Shoei over The Dog. To the victor goes the sad reality of being killed by the wife who's standing guard over The Dog.

Is that about right?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You forgot my bullmastiff that will take a wet bite out of your ass.

Boz could use a pal to hang out with. We'll take good care of him.

[1MOREMOD]

Stay home with your blind dog and let me have the safe goods. I will send you an also ran tshirt

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

So basically this is working up to be a death match between 1moremod and myself over C5's safe contents. To the victor go the spoils and a new track car or faster tow vehicle.

As well as a death match between you and Shoei over The Dog. To the victor goes the sad reality of being killed by the wife who's standing guard over The Dog.

Is that about right?

I'll use my Grizzly Adams powers over animals to 'lure' him away

Secret weapon = Bacon, wrapped in Bacon, toped with Bacon

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You forgot my bullmastiff that will take a wet bite out of your ass.

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Boz could use a pal to hang out with. We'll take good care of him.

Both will forget you once they have a taste of the farm life

Chasing goats and donkeys and stuff....

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Stay home with your blind dog and let me have the safe goods. I will send you an also ran tshirt

I will consider your plea for mercy as i sleep. (the t-shirt offer was a good move on your part)

It seems that ASB is already a sleep with all those dreams he's posting.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I will consider your plea for mercy as i sleep. (the t-shirt offer was a good move on your part)

It seems that ASB is already a sleep with all those dreams he's posting.

Not dreaming - nightmare for you two....

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

So basically this is working up to be a death match between 1moremod and myself over C5's safe contents. To the victor go the spoils and a new track car or faster tow vehicle.

As well as a death match between you and Shoei over The Dog. To the victor goes the sad reality of being killed by the wife who's standing guard over The Dog.

Is that about right?

Said wife will be preoccupied counting her money from the inevitable life insurance you have left her with... Probably start taking applications for a pool boy (cue axius) to even mourn over your impending doom at the hands of mod and his mastiff... Boz and I will ride off into the sunset in your Range Rover - granted that British machinery doesn't break down during our getaway...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Not dreaming - nightmare for you two....

What are you doing for SB Sunday?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Billup

This IS the whore thread. I'm a whore. I'm not afraid to admit it.

/me anally violates Billup and leaves a $50 on the dresser.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

/me anally violates Billup and leaves a $50 on the dresser.

[F30lolz]

It's Friday and I have to deal with the owners annoying wife. Hopefully she won't haggle me too much. FTR, not bang material.

[ASBSECU E93]

Axius - unfortunately, I am traveling back from Asheville....

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

/me anally violates Billup and leaves a $50 on the dresser.

There's that guy everyone keeps talking about. I wish he would just disappear already.

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Axius - unfortunately, I am traveling back from Asheville....

Bummer, probably throwing a little shindig with tons of bacon snacks.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by shoei

Said wife will be preoccupied counting her money from the inevitable life insurance you have left her with... Probably start taking applications for a pool boy (cue axius) to even mourn over your impending doom at the hands of mod and his mastiff... Boz and I will ride off into the sunset in your Range Rover - granted that British machinery doesn't break down during our getaway...

Sure, it's easy to come into this situation in the 11th hour with all the intel and come up with a plan that makes you look like an evil genius.

BUT... in true evil villain fashion, you've monologued your intentions well before my demise, thus allowing me to adjust my actions and thwart your sinister plan.

I will simply train Boz to kill anyone who enters the house if i'm not there. And he WILL kill, even if he has to lick someone to death. ....I may even attach laser to his head.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Sure, it's easy to come into this situation in the 11th hour with all the intel and come up with a plan that makes you look like an evil genius.

BUT... in true evil villain fashion, you've monologued your intentions well before my demise, thus allowing me to adjust my actions and thwart your sinister plan.

I will simply train Boz to kill anyone who enters the house if i'm not there. And he WILL kill, even if he has to lick someone to death. ....I may even attach laser to his head.

And in true bumbling fashion, you have already played your cards... I know not only does Boz have ASB's weakness (cataracts) I also know his kryptonite (bacon) i'm not worried... He can't even see me... Wife will still be busy "interviewing" axius... Plan is sound, no amount of planning will derail it... Thanks for playing though...

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by shoei

And in true bumbling fashion, you have already played your cards... I know not only does Boz have ASB's weakness (cataracts) I also know his kryptonite (bacon) i'm not worried... He can't even see me... Wife will still be busy "interviewing" axius... Plan is sound, no amount of planning will derail it... Thanks for playing though...

Funny thing about plans.... the end result is mostly due to execution rather than the actual plan. My execution will be flawless. (unlike Brady's performance in his last game)

[ASBSECU E93]

'Everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth' ~ Mike Tyson

My hand speed aside, almost superhuman hand/eye....I have ninja skills, wont even be heard or seen....

The only thing that might give me away is the cracking of bones from Arthur Itis...